St. Valentines Day Massacre.

**Jeff_1** · Feb 11th, 2001, 02:51 PM

Attention All recluses, losers and miscreants.. ( i think i spelled that right eh )

Throw down your rusty spoons..and pick up a weapon..preferably a large caliber weapon.. and lets kill all the lovey dovey people on valentines day!!

Incase you are wondering...yes i am bored.

Feb 11th, 2001, 03:00 PM

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH (harry back me up here!) ITS SPOONS, longer more painful and more fun death!!!

**SteveCRM** · Feb 11th, 2001, 03:33 PM

*ahem* rusty spoons.

Spoons are slower...more painful...and much more fun...

Feb 11th, 2001, 04:06 PM

*ahem* (

) rusty blunt spoons!

BTW why dont you use the animated avitari like yours steve?

**SteveCRM** · Feb 11th, 2001, 04:12 PM

I forgot to shrink each frame in the animation

I kind of like him just standing still though...I might change him soon

Feb 11th, 2001, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by SteveCRM
I forgot to shrink each frame in the animation

do YOU have to shrink each frame, or the whole animation, as in animation shop pro (1,2 or 3) you can resize the whole lot at once (i did it for myself but changed it)

Feb 11th, 2001, 08:00 PM

We're all very very sad people....

*sigh*

Feb 11th, 2001, 08:08 PM

yep and we must put an end to it!!

**Jeff_1** · Feb 11th, 2001, 08:47 PM

It would be cool.. we all could pile up in a huge van or something and drive around wherever..and just grab the happily , lovely dovey couples that we see...line them up against a wall and just blow them away with a tommy gun

Feb 11th, 2001, 08:58 PM

we can just use your avatar jeff

Feb 12th, 2001, 06:18 AM

BIG BLUNT RUSTY ****ER SPOONS I TELL YA!

LOL

**HarryW** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:12 AM

Maybe we could invent a rusty spoon launcher ; ) (ladles perhaps?)

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:14 AM

And think of the Merchandising......Quake 3 Rusty Spoon Edition....Windows Rusty Spoon.....

Feb 12th, 2001, 10:32 AM

Or Rusty spoon Tshirts, or Rusty Spoon Clan Dolls

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:34 AM

Or Limited Edition Silver Plated Rusty Spoons....

**HarryW** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:35 AM

*Chuckle*

Feb 12th, 2001, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Or Limited Edition Silver Plated Rusty Spoons....

or Limited Edition Plastic Baby Spoons to give them a early start... No.... end to life!

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:50 AM

And we'll invent a way to make plastic rust!

Feb 12th, 2001, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
And we'll invent a way to make plastic rust!

Scrape it against the bone long enough and it will... think of it as a home practical

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:53 AM

Aha! Must patent that....maybe we should register cultoftherustyspoon.com???

Feb 12th, 2001, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
maybe we should register cultoftherustyspoon.com???

shall we? i mean really?

Feb 12th, 2001, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
And we'll invent a way to make plastic rust!

I actually "invented" an all purpose rust once. I forgot the chemicals used in it. But it did have some iron filings, and I think some cobalt chloride, surely there were more things in it. When poured on something, it instantly turned to rust. Plastic, Porcelin, etc. it had to be scraped off of everything it touched.

Feb 12th, 2001, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by denniswrenn

I actually "invented" an all purpose rust once. I forgot the chemicals used in it. But it did have some iron filings, and I think some cobalt chloride, surely there were more things in it. When poured on something, it instantly turned to rust. Plastic, Porcelin, etc. it had to be scraped off of everything it touched.

hehe

but i prefer teh scraping the bone, its more fun!

**zmerlinz** · Feb 14th, 2001, 08:40 AM

Why are all of you guys against valentines day i love it, strolling in the meadows with your loved one daisies all over the place, listen to the birds singing their happy little songs, then all of you sods come screaming in shouting abuse (i assume) and hurling ladels and spoons at me, they really hurt, and there is cybersurfer there with this RPS (Rocket Propelled Spoon) fire al over the place (Dennis no sick joke intended). Why do you all hate this wonderous day. Back to the point that i should of made at the begging of this reply is that you can get www.thecultoftherustyspoon.com for £35 for two years at www.easily.co.uk someone tell me if this site is created it sounds like fun

sorry if i offened anyone

Feb 14th, 2001, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by zmerlinz
Why are all of you guys against valentines day i love it, strolling in the meadows with your loved one daisies all over the place, listen to the birds singing their happy little songs, then all of you sods come screaming in shouting abuse (i assume) and hurling ladels and spoons at me, they really hurt, and there is cybersurfer there with this RPS (Rocket Propelled Spoon) fire al over the place (Dennis no sick joke intended). Why do you all hate this wonderous day. Back to the point that i should of made at the begging of this reply is that you can get www.thecultoftherustyspoon.com for £35 for two years at www.easily.co.uk someone tell me if this site is created it sounds like fun

sorry if i offened anyone

note we hate the part in red coz we have none or we've been hurt

I am planning the site with Jon at the moment, and i can get two domain names cheaper at that price.... and i checked with them and they dont allow access to our DNS file to do what i want, and that's TOP SECRET

TheClanoftheRustySpoon are gonna prevail!!!! MWAHAHA!!!!

**HarryW** · Feb 14th, 2001, 08:47 AM

So you bloody well should be. You bastard. I'll never forgive you. Bloody happy people, ruining my misery.

Feb 14th, 2001, 08:53 AM

hey why didnt your h.a.p.p.y turn out as ***** ????

**zmerlinz** · Feb 14th, 2001, 08:55 AM

sOrry harry i didn't mean to offend you,but i am very HAPPY and i have someone to be with, but i like to idea of rusty spoons though

Feb 14th, 2001, 08:57 AM

What the heck.... how do you keep getting h.a.p.p.y not to caom out as *****?????

**Paul Warren** · Feb 14th, 2001, 08:59 AM

Happy, happy, happy. Why don't all you sado's go and play with yourselves ( oops, pun intended. )

**zmerlinz** · Feb 14th, 2001, 09:00 AM

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

Sorry ******

Feb 14th, 2001, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by zmerlinz
******

i belive it shud be "*****"

**zmerlinz** · Feb 14th, 2001, 09:07 AM

Sorry ***** I AM H - A - P - P - Y

**HarryW** · Feb 14th, 2001, 09:14 AM

Oi Paul, if you want us out of your valentine's thread then you should at least respect our right to be miserable in our own thread.

**Paul Warren** · Feb 14th, 2001, 09:15 AM

Fair enough. I'll leave you lot to it ( whatever it is ).

**Jeff_1** · Feb 14th, 2001, 12:24 PM

zmerlinz:I am so happy i have a loved one *prances around * oh me me me look at me world i am in love.

Paul: Sados? heh that is funny in a weird way.

Geez..cant we be miserable in peace!! all we want to do is sulk and be unhappy.. cant at least..have *sniff*..that

*Cries uncontrolably*

**zmerlinz** · Feb 14th, 2001, 01:21 PM

sorry i will leave you to your missery, while i go out with my girlfriend, he he sorry

**Jeff_1** · Feb 14th, 2001, 06:13 PM

I like to whine and moan about being single..but i prefer it this way.. i have the freedom and "space" that i need to do what i want when i want

**barrk** · Feb 14th, 2001, 06:16 PM

The truly lucky find someone who will give you that space and freedom but still love you more than life itself!

**Jeff_1** · Feb 15th, 2001, 12:36 AM

I didnt know there was such a woman out there.... the last serious g/f i had..my god was she possesive as hell over me...everything i did she wanted to know..where i went she wanted to know... it didnt really bother me i kind of liked it because it showed that she cared .( i guess that would be one way to put it)..then i actually fell in love with her..then she broke up with me..and her excuse for breaking up with me was "it was just a fling"

****..yeah.. after she poured her heart and soul out to me and then did everything for me... ah well i was young and inexperienced at the time so i gues you could say i learned from her...

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