Really Bad Frog Jokes...

[Suidae]

Mendhak, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying with the little green frogs in the Ulaan Baator swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.

Finally, Mendhak went to the chemistry department at his local college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Suidae looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Suidae brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium.

"You mean?.... " Mendhak said when told.

"Yes," said Suidae, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate."

[mendhak]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone..."

[zaza]

Two amphibians go into a bar, one holding a piece of asphalt. The frog says "I'd like a beer please, and one for the toad".

[thegreatone]

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