Dead bodies are creepy

[crptcblade]

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[wossname]

Not when you get to know them intimately.

[spoiledkid]

Not when you get to know them intimately.

Speaking by experience ???

[BodwadUK]

Wossy I have told you before!!!! I WASNT DEAD, I JUST WASNT IN THE MOOD!!!!

[wossname]

Yes you were. You were giving me all the right signals, the pastey skin, sunken eyes and swollen bed sores.

[BodwadUK]

Its the carpet burns that kept me from sleeping the night before

[NoteMe]

The burning itch you have in your rear is not from the carpet hon'



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[venerable bede]

Yes you were. You were giving me all the right signals, the pastey skin, sunken eyes and swollen bed sores.

I am really getting worried about you Wossy.
Maybe you should get out a bit more. Have a rest.

[visualAd]

Dead bodies are insteresting. If any of you die, please have your body shipped to me.

[fahad k]

Sorry...i dont want my body to be abused.

[visualAd]

I leave the buse to my pet mice.

[fahad k]

Ya its the 'a' part that i m worried bt.

[Jacob Roman]

Dead bodies are creepy.

They're not so creepy when you have your way with them.

[mendhak]

Interesting fact of the day:

Dead bodies never fail to hit their targets, especially homeless people.

[oceanebelle]

Dead bodies are scary if they are your neighbor.


I remembered I did not even look into the coffin, when someone near dies.

[fahad k]

And even more if he is at your neighbouring desk.

[oceanebelle]

What kind of office is that??!!!!

[mendhak]

What kind of office is that??!!!!

Typical Japanese, that's what.

[visualAd]

Surely they would notice the smell.

[mendhak]

Surely they would notice the smell.

They neglected to mention that he was also a programmer.

[Shaggy Hiker]

They neglected to mention that he was also a programmer.

Yeah, it's the smell that lets me know that my co-worker is still alive He doesn't make any noise, though, so you never know when your next breath should have been your last.

[wossname]

Dead bodies are scary if they are your neighbor.


I remembered I did not even look into the coffin, when someone near dies.

They are really cold too and they taste like formaldehyde.

[wossname]

Interesting fact of the day:

Dead bodies never fail to hit their targets, especially homeless people.

You been launching deceased itinerants at your enemies again?

[fahad k]

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to notice it......even if you are dead.

[BodwadUK]

Dead bodies creak aswell