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  1. Jan 16th, 2006, 05:49 AM #1
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    How to make new friends

    "Hello, would you like to be a figment of my imagination?"
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  2. Jan 16th, 2006, 06:13 AM #2
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Cue VisualAd.
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  3. Jan 16th, 2006, 07:36 AM #3
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Pipp
    "Hello, would you like to be a figment of my imagination?"
    I'm afraid, Sir, that you have already fulfilled this position. You are, you see, a figment of my imagination. Now put back on your leather apron and get dusting
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  4. Jan 16th, 2006, 07:41 AM #4
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    Re: How to make new friends

    "Hello, do you like vicious, wanton slaughter? And do you like to be the victim?"
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  6. Jan 16th, 2006, 07:50 AM #5
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    Re: How to make new friends

    "You've got a real purty mouth"
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: How to make new friends

    That's real nice skin you're wearing there
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  8. Feb 13th, 2006, 04:54 PM #7
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Are you going to be walking home all by yourself later on tonight?
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Quote Originally Posted by wally
    How to make new friends
    Propably you will need photoshop on this case.
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  11. Feb 14th, 2006, 12:56 AM #9
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Shut up and get in the car
    Here's to us!
    Who's like us?
    Darned few, and they're all dead!
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Quote Originally Posted by demotivater
    Shut up and get in the car
    and I'll drive you insane...
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  13. Feb 14th, 2006, 01:08 PM #11
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    Re: How to make new friends

    I like latex
    "so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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    Re: How to make new friends

    I only talk to myself in order to avoid going mad.
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Human flesh only tastes like pennies the first time.
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    Re: How to make new friends

    I broke a tooth on Paul McCartney's kneecap.
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Of course I listen to the voices in my head! Doesn't everyone?
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  18. Feb 14th, 2006, 02:21 PM #16
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    You look like a bleeder, am I right?
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Want to buy a laptop?
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  20. Feb 14th, 2006, 02:34 PM #18
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    Re: How to make new friends

    I can't find my medication anywhere; have you seen them?
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  21. Feb 15th, 2006, 02:12 AM #19
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    Re: How to make new friends

    Axe? What axe?
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  22. Feb 15th, 2006, 09:19 AM #20
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    Re: How to make new friends

    I have 200 condoms.
    "so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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  23. Feb 16th, 2006, 02:34 AM #21
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    Re: How to make new friends

    don't be shy, your Mother wasn't!
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  24. Mar 17th, 2006, 01:42 PM #22
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    You look like you could be 9 !!
    "so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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  25. Mar 17th, 2006, 01:45 PM #23
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    Re: How to make new friends

    I've found there's no problem that a lighter and a butterknife can't solve.
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  26. Mar 17th, 2006, 01:54 PM #24
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    Re: How to make new friends

    "Oh you just broke up? I can empathise with you, I murdered my entire family with a billhook."
    I don't live here any more.
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  27. Mar 17th, 2006, 02:06 PM #25
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    Re: How to make new friends

    You have a really cute laugh, I bet you scream beautifully.
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  28. Mar 17th, 2006, 02:08 PM #26
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    No that might actually work if she has a dirty mind like me.
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  29. Mar 17th, 2006, 02:30 PM #27
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    Then pull out a knife right after you say it. That should avoid any confusion.
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  30. Mar 17th, 2006, 02:36 PM #28
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    no, thats just going too far.
    I don't live here any more.
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  31. Mar 17th, 2006, 02:38 PM #29
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    Re: How to make new friends

    There's another one:

    "I'm not happy to see you, that's a knife in my pocket."
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  32. Mar 17th, 2006, 02:38 PM #30
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    no, thats just going too far.
    ...You gotta stop doing that to me.
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  33. Mar 17th, 2006, 03:12 PM #31
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    I think I've got just the right dress for you.
    "so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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