Is it ok for me to ask God...

[szlamany]

...for my program will work

...that the customer will understand

...that the customer will work

will He listen?

[timeshifter]

Nope.

[thegreatone]

It's ok to ask him, whether he would grant your wishes is another question mind.

[crptcblade]

You can ask, but to sway my favor, you must also bring gifts.

[Zakary]

It seam to be like a prayer

- Made that my program will work
- Made that the customer will understand

Amen

[Jacob Roman]

Doesn't hurt to pray. If you have enough faith, he'll answer your prayers.

[damasterjo]

only if its according to HIS will.

[Jacob Roman]

If you have no faith like crptcblade and |2eM!x, no prayers will be answered and it would be like He doesn't exist cause God is ignoring them until their judgement.

[szlamany]

Is software created?

Or does it evolve?

[grilkip]

I dare god to send me to hell.

[Jacob Roman]

I dare god to send me to hell.

That's easy. Just don't except him and wait till you die. Your dare will be answered.

[szlamany]

That's easy. Just don't except him and wait till you die. Your dare will be answered.

Except - accept

...this is probably the one time it really matters

[capsulecorpjx]

...for my program will work

...that the customer will understand

...that the customer will work

will He listen?

He doesn't listen to starving African kids with AIDs (yes even the Christian ones), why would he listen to you?

[CVMichael]

...for my program will work

...that the customer will understand

...that the customer will work

will He listen?

You need a sacrifice to take his attention, then you can ask him...

[zaza]

The customer is God.




So, no.

[crptcblade]

If you have no faith like crptcblade and |2eM!x, no prayers will be answered and it would be like He doesn't exist cause God is ignoring them until their judgement.

Faith is for losers.

[visualAd]

I am god around here and I never listen

[damasterjo]

yeah well stealing is a serious sin, so you might want to return jacobs avatar*4! If thats posible. Or just give it back.

[visualAd]

/me doesn't listen

[|2eM!x]

w00t 4 satan!

[dee-u]

...for my program will work

...that the customer will understand

...that the customer will work

will He listen?

You can ask God for more important matters, with regards to your program, I'm confident you can make it work without God's intervention...

[mar_zim]

You should make a sacrifice like killing all your customer and surely god listen. If not then the second option ask lucifer.

[timeshifter]

Or just use my logic and don't bother with religion to begin with.. i live a happier life that way.

[Jacob Roman]

Or just use my logic and don't bother with religion to begin with.. i live a happier life that way.

And end up in hell afterwards and burn for eternity for not doing something as simple as accepting Jesus as your lord and savior.

[timeshifter]

bah.. he's got too many rules...

[Jacob Roman]

bah.. he's got too many rules...

So does Satan.

[timeshifter]

Satan's got rules?

[Jacob Roman]

Satan's got rules?

Considering the fact that he's got more souls than God does, he's gonna have rules to keep them evil ones in line.

[timeshifter]

I always figured god was the one with rules, and Satan without...

[CVMichael]

I always figured god was the one with rules, and Satan without...

same here

But then again, I don't believe in God nor in Satan...

[timeshifter]

Hijack JR's avatar.. now.

[Valleysboy1978]

Aye aye cap'n!