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  1. Jan 7th, 2006, 09:44 PM #1
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    Look at me, I'm Joe...

    My legs don't work, but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Hi, Joe
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    How does it go?
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  3. Jan 7th, 2006, 09:52 PM #3
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' around with another man...
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' around with another man...
    . . . and that ain't cool . . .
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Gambo
    . . . and that ain't cool . . .
    I don't think the cigarette companies would agree with you...

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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    My legs don't work, but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body.

    HA HA HA
    I do say that.


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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Is this going to turn into a joe mama joke before too long?
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Hey joe, where you gonna run to now?
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Hey joe, joe romano!
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else
    Is this going to turn into a joe mama joke before too long?
    Joe mamma's so fat it took two trains AND a bus just to get on her good side!
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    My mother's weight is something I'm not prepared to have people make fun of. Restrain yourself or I shall destroy you.

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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    awe suck it up JOE. JOE'S mama is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed, and last week she rolled off the bed and MISSED the floor
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Any mom of Joe's is a mom of mine.
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Is that possible? To have the same sperm inseminated in two women.
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Wangwow weeeee PHeewweee asaas asasassaskkkkwwweeeeeeee eeee Wow Wow fdsfdf sf sf

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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    I think humor is funny.
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    My legs don't work, but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body.

    So your third leg don't work either.
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    Eat at Joe's
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    Re: Look at me, I'm Joe...

    I know one thing i hate joes crab shack. They are always in your ear singing, no way you can enjoy your food!
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    I like good food.
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