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    What's the meaning of life

    Not sure if i should post this in chit chat or here, but just curiuos about what you guys think?
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Priceless to you because I put ya on the hype shift

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

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    My answer is muffin. Or the Orange Mango of Chaos .

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    To ponder the meaning of life of course.
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Monty Python of course.

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    Lightbulb Re: What's the meaning of life

    On a more serious note though, for me, I would want to get my name out there, to become as famous and well-known as possible so that when I died, I wouldn't simply be erased without as much as a ripple.

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    That's funny, that's exactly what Jonothan Horsemuffin said. Who remembers him?
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Jonathan Horsemuffin?

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    No, Jonothan Horsemuffin.
    Nobody knows what software they want until after you've delivered what they originally asked for.

    Don't solve problems which don't exist.

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    The meaning of life can be found in the number PI. Or any one of the infinite number of transcendental numbers. Or at least that’s what Carl Sagan said.

    It should be easy to find with us being programmers and all...

    Step 1) Write a program to calculate trillions and trillions of transcendental numbers out to the N trillionth place.

    Step 2) Analyze these numbers looking for oddities. The analysis cannot be made in base 10 number only, but should probably be made in every base from 2 to 100. You are looking for something out of the ordinary. A series of 100 zero's for instance.

    Step 3) After isolating the strange sequence of digits, decode it looking for yet another pattern. With any luck, the pattern will be in binary and directly converted into ASCII. If that doesn't happen then you should probably write a decryption program that generates an infinite number of decryption algorithms and analyzes the results for possible logical data.

    And viola, you have the meaning of life. That is, if you can understand the data you just found... Good luck with that.
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    The meaning of life, can be found in your home.
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    Step 3) After isolating the strange sequence of digits, decode it looking for yet another pattern. With any luck, the pattern will be in binary and directly converted into ASCII. If that doesn't happen then you should probably write a decryption program that generates an infinite number of decryption algorithms and analyzes the results for possible logical data.
    You forgot about sticking a pen in your temple and translating it to hebrew.

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Quote Originally Posted by eyeRmonkey
    And viola, you have the meaning of life.
    My first real girlfriend played the viola. She was cool. Hmmmm . . . . she really did give me the meaning of life.
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Life has no meaning.
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Life is what you make of it
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    Life is like play dough. Get it in the carpet and you'll never see the last of it.
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    When you have kids, you'll find the meaning of life. Until then, your opionions mean nothing. Boo ya.
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    Life is a bowl of cherries. Finally, that quote makes sense!

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Quote Originally Posted by demotivater
    When you have kids, you'll find the meaning of life. Until then, your opionions mean nothing. Boo ya.
    That is just paternal instinct talking - the true meaning of life "have kids, look after, love them".
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    The meaning of life is to get a life.

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Life is just a very creative way of dying slowly.
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Pipp
    Life is just a very creative way of dying slowly.

    that and ...

    Life is only what you make it. It is different for everyone. There is no set Meaning to life because there is none. One who creates his own destiny can never turn away from it. As is has many forks in the road.The road you take in the begining to the road that you end on. Is not set.Only changable.

    Life if but a river. It can only flow. Once it hits the ocean a new journey begins and a new river forms to bring you to the next ocean.

    Makes sense i hope.
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    Life is just the short time between birth and death, it has no meaning....

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    Life is a board game in which you try and attain riches.

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    I think it has something to do with boobs
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    There is no meaning to life. As we are in.... The Matrix.
    Without balance, there could only be chaos.
    Without chaos, there could be no balance.
    I live with karma. Eat with destiny. Dream of life without shackles....
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    In that case, the meaning of life would be to free our minds and release ourselves from the matrix. Or in the words of that little buddist kid from the matrix "do not attempt to bend the spoon, because that would be impossible. Instead, realize that the spoon does not exist, then move yourself around the spoon." (or something like that).
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    I would say, accept the reality we are dealt. Even if there was another reality, how do we know that, that is real?
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    Reality is but a set of rules. And rules are ment to be broken.

    So many things conflict with eachother.


    We should just accept that Reality is but a contant state of mind. which we all contribute towards. If we want to evolve. We will evolve. And vice versa.

    Those to concieve to destroy our reality, or blend it within their twisted reality. Should not be turned away.
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Quote Originally Posted by demotivater
    When you have kids, you'll find the meaning of life. Until then, your opionions mean nothing. Boo ya.
    Very biological there. You are nothing but the vessel your particular set of genes is using to replicate itself. Therefore, your children ARE the meaning of your life. I have none, thus I have no meaning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
    Very biological there. You are nothing but the vessel your particular set of genes is using to replicate itself. Therefore, your children ARE the meaning of your life. I have none, thus I have no meaning.
    Not true. Being at the top of the food chain, as a few of us on this board are, we also have a responsibility to remove inferrior sets of genes from inferrior species by eating them or running them over with cars to assist evolution. In 5,000,000 years when an average housecat has the ability to stop a car with one paw, your life will have had some meaning my friend.
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Why is it assumed we have a purpose to begin with?

    The simplest explanation is typically the most logical.

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    We should be content with what we have, but we should never be complacent.
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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Quote Originally Posted by sevenhalo
    The simplest explanation is typically the most logical.
    Achems Razor

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    Carl Sagan is my favorite author (he wrote contact )

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    My goodness me.

    You lot should concentrate on programming . . . . .

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

    Quote Originally Posted by eyeRmonkey
    Achems Razor

    Contact is my favorite movie... hehe

    Carl Sagan is my favorite author (he wrote contact )
    I'll have to check that out, thanks.

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    Re: What's the meaning of life

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    I'll have to check that out, thanks.
    You might want to look up Occams Razor, instead
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    Did he mispell the name? I didn't go to the link or look yet, I'm at work. I try to keep my non-code surfing to a minimum

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