A 40-year-old man goes up to a female clerk at a drugstore. "I need some condoms, but I don't know what size I am," he says.

So the woman tells him to pull down his pants. She grabs his healthy wang and tells him he's a large.

Later a 25-year-old guy comes in asking the same question. He pulls his pants down, and she grabs his healthy hog and tells him he's a medium.

Then an 18-year-old walks in looking for condoms. He pulls down his pants. The woman takes hold on his dong, then grabs the intercom mike and shouts, "Clean up in aisle seven!"




A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that???"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a *****...AND a brain?"