Top 10 Worst Pick-UP Lines:

10. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

9. You know you remind me of a baseball, 'cause I wanna hit it.

8. Can I get some fries to go with that shake?

7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's have sex.

6. As of today, I'm rash-free.

5. If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, could I bust a nut inyour hole?

4. Do you wash your clothes in Windex? (Reply: "No, why?") Because I can see myself in your pants.

3. Hi, my name is (insert name here). Remember that, since you'll be screaming it tonight.

2. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side up, scrambled or fertilized?

1. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the cash?