11 word story

[|2eM!x]

There once was a cat whom had a hat and that

[CVMichael]

cat liked to wear that hat the way wossy likes to

[fiIburt1]

worships the ground that I walk on. Other people to worship

[Shaggy Hiker]

the use of proper grammar which would make this sentence correct.

[Phill64]

He often wondered how to summarise his life in eleven words

[|2eM!x]

So I decided to answer my thread twenty some days later

[Bonker Gudd]

I'm having your dentist under to clear moonlight without a rasorblade

[damasterjo]

My code is always the most efficient, except when its not.

[Valleysboy1978]

However when my code is efficient it produces power for all

[FishGuy]

that compile and exucute my efficient magic code, protecting the world

[sevenhalo]

from people who question and taint our standards. The same sick

[vbcode1980]

evil noobs and other creatures of the night that attack the

[venerable bede]

This eleven word story is truly a pile of doggy doo

[Phill64]

because yet another added to its horrific grammer problem because he

[penagate]

was unable to comprehend the reason behind the multiple thread resurrection.

[Valleysboy1978]

After all, why would someone ever do such a heinous thing?

[mendhak]

So he said "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...

[penagate]

", and pondered should he, perchance, happen to offend Robdog888, or if

[eyeRmonkey]

he should sprout a third eye. But alas, he realized that

[Valleysboy1978]

(ignoring eyeRMonkey)
he should continue to offend everyone else on this forum today

[mendhak]

and why, oh why, were there two story lines developing here?

[litlewiki]

"Oh my god Look who's come to visit us.", shrieked littlewiki.

[penagate]

Mendhak examined curiously the schizophrenic nature of the newly revived plot.

[eyeRmonkey]

The cat then clawed out valleysboy1978's eyes because his fit anyway.

[litlewiki]

But valleysboy1978 was busy serving wine to the ladies and so

[mendhak]

failed to place his eyeballs back into his now oozing sockets.

[Valleysboy1978]

thus attracting even more attractive ladies to his already full party

[mendhak]

which was, unfortunately, too far for Penagate, so Penagate decided that

[RudiVisser]

he would proclaim that valleysboy1978 does not have a job. Mendhak..

[Valleysboy1978]

however is seen a Saturday evening down the red light district

[mendhak]

yelling, "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...