It Must Be Great To Be A Man:

[barrk]

-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be president.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station because this
one's just too icky.
-Same work...more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood, ALL the damn time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You can leave the motel bed unmade.
-You can kill your own food.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can
still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
without ever thinking:"He must be mad at me."
-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
just might become lifelong friends.
-You are not expected to know the names of more than five
colors.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You don't have to shave below your neck.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
-You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on
December 24th in 45 minutes.

[Ianpbaker]

it's a hard life

[SteveCRM]

its a great life...

[barrk]

Originally posted by honeybee
A man has to put up with a wife, who always is a woman!.

As long as you feel a wife is something men "have to put up with" I'm pretty sure you'll never have one!

[parksie]

You two really aren't doing very well

[barrk]

When I came in this morning I only had one nerve left and honeybee managed to get on it....(he tends to do that to me anyway). I'm sure he's a fine individual...I just don't seem to be able to get along with him........it's possible that it's my fault as I seem to have had the same problem with Kovan.....I have no ill feelings toward either one...they just seem to know how to push my buttons without much effort........I can't explain it as I haven't run into many people....actually VERY few who have this effect on me in my physical life but here I've found two in the virtual world.........weird....very weird.

[HarryW]

I sit here reading all the misinterpretations and it's painful, honestly. I guess dry humour doesn't come across too well in text.

[Dont Ask Me]

Serves you right, you honey!

So glad, so glad.

[Jeff_1]

Speaking of that..the only person that ever was able to push my buttons here on vb-world..was that flakey gen-x character...

Just seeing that self centered, egotistical, ****head post a message..much less reply to one botherd me more than anyone else here....eh oh well guess it is good that he is gone..unless he is here under another name which i never noticed... ( and i would like to keep it that way)

Honeybee..you have a weird sense of humor..dry isnt exactly the word i would use... but then i am sure i piss abunch of people off without even trying myself

There have been a few people that really really piss me off.... but I won't mention any names....

[Jeff_1]

[parksie]

Not many people piss me off...although people who make totally random comments do.

[Jeff_1]

How is the weather treating everyone??


Something random like that parksie?

i had a snwoday tday.

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I really didn't though...

[parksie]

We had a tropical storm in the middle of England.

So I have absolutely no idea *** the weather's on about

[HarryW]

Oh I see, obviously the plain old miserable English rain we usually get isn't good enough for you middle-England types, you have to have tropical storms

[parksie]

Hehehe...

where did i put it again...??? oh dont worry its ova there!!

hehe