Humor: Caption This/Before and After

[petereverett]

Provide a caption or a paragraph or a dialogue for these "Before and After" photos.

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
the more ludicrous the better

[crptcblade]

"I should never have sodomized that phone"

[I_Love_My_Vans]

"That will be my bankrupcy lawyer on the phone"

Sorry bout spellen

[I_Love_My_Vans]

"I wish i never made that bet with my mate bill about falling into a new life a wrench monkey"

[petereverett]

"I wish i never made that bet with my mate bill about falling into a new life a wrench monkey"

ha, ha

Keep them coming!

[I_Love_My_Vans]

"Yes, How do i access my financial state..." vorp, "ohhhh crap"

I have too much time

[RobDog888]

Its not the same guy! Fraud!!!!

The banker guy has his hair parted on the side and the mechanic guy has it parted in the center.

[dglienna]

Nothing that a comb couldn't fix. I think it's the same guy.

I was going to mention moving to Las Vegas for the low-cost buffets, but I'd rather kick it in as a partial effect.

[RobDog888]

Ok, then how about the weight difference?


I was in Vegas just about 2 weeks ago and maybe that would be a good place to move to. I can fix up my car without having to worry about passing any freaking smogg tests.

[petereverett]

Ok, then how about the weight difference?

Weight is different; hair a little different...that is part of the before and after...

[RobDog888]

Ok, I confess, its me.

[petereverett]

Ok, I confess, its me.

It's just for fun - the crazier the better...dialogue, caption, whatever...

[RobDog888]

So you want 2 pictures with before and after. Hmm...

[dglienna]

I heard last night that a family friend had died. He had moved to Las Vegas, and his weight went from 250 to 450! This guy loved to eat, and was barred from more than one all-you-can-eat buffet here. Not sure what killed him, but weight was a contributing factor, I'm sure.

[petereverett]

I heard last night that a family friend had died. He had moved to Las Vegas, and his weight went from 250 to 450! This guy loved to eat, and was barred from more than one all-you-can-eat buffet here. Not sure what killed him, but weight was a contributing factor, I'm sure.

lol Oh yeah - I love it...

[RobDog888]

I hope your not serious dglienna as that loss of a friend is sad.


Well there is another reason to move to Vegas.

[MartinLiss]

Before and after makeup.

[dglienna]

I hope your not serious dglienna as that loss of a friend is sad.


Well there is another reason to move to Vegas.

I hadn't seen him in 20 years, and my uncle relayed the story last night. He was quite a guy, though. Kind of a jack-of-all-trades. He looked like Curly from the 3 stooges, and was known as a buffoon.

Vegas is a great place to eat for next to nothing. Usually, you end up spending the difference at the tables afterwards, as the buffets are in the casinos. I liked Prime Rib specials, and a few years ago, they were $4.99! Prolly more now, though. Regular buffets were $0.99!

[petereverett]

I hadn't seen him in 20 years, and my uncle relayed the story last night. He was quite a guy, though. Kind of a jack-of-all-trades. He looked like Curly from the 3 stooges, and was known as a buffoon.

Vegas is a great place to eat for next to nothing. Usually, you end up spending the difference at the tables afterwards, as the buffets are in the casinos. I liked Prime Rib specials, and a few years ago, they were $4.99! Prolly more now, though. Regular buffets were $0.99!

I'm sorry about your friend.

I am surprised to see it on a silly humor thread....so of course no offense intended when I laughed. I had no idea it was true.

[MartinLiss]

Sorry, I didn't read the thread either.

[dglienna]

Well, he always liked to make people laugh. I'm sure he is smiling down on this thread right now.

[petereverett]

Well, he always liked to make people laugh. I'm sure he is smiling down on this thread right now.

Oh - well you made my day. I am very glad.

[mendhak]

Provide a caption or a paragraph or a dialogue for these "Before and After" photos.

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
the more ludicrous the better

Martha Stewart was my idol.

[Something Else]

Jerry Gable (30), a short baby-faced man with an enormous potbelly, is found in a dumpster in back of a popular restaurant, covered in food remnants. Not a happy way to spend Thanksgiving. So why is there a smile on Jerry's face? There are no visible injuries or wounds other than some pasty white marking on his right wrist, and chipped and inflamed fingernails. There's also a trace of silver-metallic residue on his cheek. A wrapper belonging to Aunt Jackpot's Pretzel Stand is found in his back pocket. In autopsy, Dr. Robbins empties an enormous amount of food content. The victim's stomach was distended to six liters in volume: normal capacity is one, with a maximum load of about four. Jerry died from ASPHYXIA due to mechanical compression of the lungs. In other words, he ate himself to death....

You sure you're not thinking of thanksgivings CSI Episode? You know, CSI is set in Vegas? and certainly "a short baby-faced man" could be described as looking like Curly...

[dglienna]

Nah, but he did play the basketball coach in the movie "The Bodyguard" 1980

[wossname]

"I was once just a lowly car tyre mechanic, but then I invented a time machine and was able to fulfill my ambition of becoming a Gordon Gecko clone in the mid 80's, woot!"