I've found a way to make money while working...

[crptcblade]

Okay, not really.

[timeshifter]

.....

[wossname]

I'm currently trying to find someone willing to actually PAY me for doing work for them.

It's a crazy notion, I know. Someone MUST be daft enough to fall for it.

[dglienna]

I got a daft request to hook up WIFI tomorrow morning, except that they requested that I bring all the necessary hardware (which we DON'T do)!!!
I called the company, and made sure that he made the mistake.

They are trying to get a hold of him, and have him call me to see what he should pick up, but if it gets much later, he won't be able to buy it tonight.

I'll go anyways, and get paid for "Site not Ready". It's the next best thing. If he cancels, it's still within 24 hours, so I get paid anyways.

[crptcblade]

I once got paid to kill what I thought was a senator, but it turned out to just be a couch.

[wossname]

Was it a consarvative couch or what?

[dglienna]

Well, if you killed it anyways, you should have gotten paid, as it wasn't your fault. My guy called, but wasn't calling from home. He will call me when he gets home, but I'm going out in an hour. Hope he has time to get it.
He doesn't seem to know if the laptop has a WIFI card

[crptcblade]

It had dreadlocks, so I don't know if that disqualifies it from being conservative or not.

I didn't actually get paid, but I did find a chocolate chip muffin on the way home.

[dglienna]

And you thought it was a senator? Drinking on the job, were we?

[MartinLiss]

I found a way to make money while not working. It's called retirement.

[Pc_Madness]

I also found a way to make money while not working. Its called bank fraud.

[timeshifter]

I'm waiting for someone to pay me for not working...

[crptcblade]

I'm waiting for someone to pay me for not working...

You should become a farmer. Or a welfare recipient...

[visualAd]

I pay the money to work for me.