Odd, interesting or just plain weird??

**parksie** · Jan 31st, 2001, 01:10 PM

Probably thinking of something in Greek

**Active** · Jan 31st, 2001, 02:02 PM

Persimmon is a fruit !

Jan 31st, 2001, 02:24 PM

is that the kind of fruit where you have to suck all the juice off of the little seed?

**Jeff_1** · Jan 31st, 2001, 02:28 PM

I will apologize in advance to anyone who is actually named "guy"..so i am sorry.

But what the hell is a mother and father thinking when they named there son "guy"..hehe i dont see where it is cool or "neato" to name a child "guy".

ok i am done ranting for the moment.

**Active** · Jan 31st, 2001, 02:32 PM

Here is a Link...

http://www.crfg.org/pubs/ff/persimmon.html

**Jeff_1** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 04:46 AM

Maybe if i had a baseball bat and a quart of jd in me..but then again a baby isnt a good choice for batting practice

**JPRoy392** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 08:42 AM

Friends of my family once had a dog named Hoover. This was not after the President, but because the dog ate everything off of the floor like a vacuum.

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 08:46 AM

Jeff

<ahem> my surname is Guy. No offence taken, but it's quite a common first name in the UK (amongst the upper classes mind you)

On another not, do you all think I should call my first born "Wadda"?

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 08:50 AM

lol

or "youv'e got my upmost sympathy"

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 09:11 AM

"Helva" is another option...

Feb 2nd, 2001, 09:15 AM

wat bout borrock? i still dont understand wat u mean by that?

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 09:41 AM

Mmmm, I did explain it on the Post Race before (which, BTW I can't access any more for some reason!)

Basically, my fiancee is and english speaking Japanese girl, and we laugh unreasonably and unnaturally at the way native Japanese people pronounce their 'R's like 'L's, and vice versa.

Using this logic, you can translate my sig and in a flash, you get one of the finest and most eloquent of English naughty words (I say naughty, bacuse I don't consider it a swear word)

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 09:42 AM

bottom ??

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 09:46 AM

Watch out, Ian's on the sherry again.

Bottom???

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 09:49 AM

oh sorry, it's bollocks. Brain is getting a bit slow in my old age

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 09:54 AM

Too much Bristol Cream more like!

The is the only place where i can get the Sherry gags in, cod i con't get into the Post Race.

Effing system...

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 09:55 AM

what's up, why not ?

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:03 AM

Dunno, gives me a "The page cannot be displayed" page. Same one I get when trying to access an "firewall unaccepted" site. Boooooo.

I always felt sorry for guys that were given girls names, like Hillary or Shirley. Any UK Grapple fans out there will know that Big Daddy's real name was Shirley Crabtree...

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:04 AM

work could have baned the URL as you seemed to spen most of your time in there, like some other people

**barrk** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:08 AM

Morning Ian and Gaffer. How's your day shaping up?

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:09 AM

Mornign katie

i'm a lottery winner, (check post race)

**HarryW** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:10 AM

That's happenned to me before, a place I was working banned this site since it was getting refreshed/accessed a thousand or more times a day.

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:15 AM

I've got a feeling that I could get sacked from a contract over this site

**HarryW** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:16 AM

Morning Katie - just found this:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...073450-3637411

Unreleased so far - you're ahead of everyone else it seems

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:19 AM

Morning Katie.

I'm pretty good, as I am out of here in 90 minutes, I have an old mate from Australia over, and we have a date with 5 pints of Guiness and 12 oysters each.

Weather is borrocks though...

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:21 AM

Teenage Dirtbag??????

**barrk** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:22 AM

Cheers Harry! We have a good alternative station out of Mexico oddly enough. They always play stuff well ahead of the mainstream.

Gaffer....enjoy your afternoon and your beer! If you practice your lap dancing be sure to send me a video!

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:45 AM

Erm, are you sure you want the video?

OK OK, it's on VHS, Betamax or DVD, all formats 50 dollar. Picture quality is OK, but you get a good view of...

<ahem>

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 10:53 AM

I'm going to have nightmare's for the rest of my life

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:00 AM

...and as for the tassles..

Prrrrrrrrrr

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:01 AM

I'm vommiting all over my computer now.

**barrk** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:02 AM

It depends on where the tassels are I'd think!

**barrk** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:16 AM

Gaffer...teenage dirtbag is a great song....you should find it and listen to it!

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:30 AM

I ahve absolutely no idea how I managed to get onto this subject, but I'm scar(r)ed now...

**barrk** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:31 AM

Don't be....I'm completely harmless....!

**Ianpbaker** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:33 AM

Gaffer - go to the td,gaffer thread

**Gaffer** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:34 AM

You're talking about Limp Bizcuit and stuff like that aren't you? Not really my cup of tea, TBH, but I'll anything a shot once. Thievery Corporation and Kruder & Dorfmeister tickle my fancy...

**barrk** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 11:36 AM

Nope...definitely not my cup of tea either! Limp Bizkit should be shot.

Feb 2nd, 2001, 05:50 PM

Listen to "Uses of the word f***" by Adam Sandler..... funny

**Jeff_1** · Feb 2nd, 2001, 08:00 PM

That **** is funny...

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