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    If you like those movies you will LOVE Snatch. How can you not love a movie with characters name Franky Four Fingers, Brick Top, Turkish, and Bullet-Tooth Tony?
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    As soon as I'm 18 I'm going to get that (July).

    I loved Lock Stock...but had to get my mum to buy it for me *sniff*.
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    Too weird....we can't drink until 21 but we can by all the videos/DVD's we want at any age...as long as they aren't X-rated...you have to be 18 for those....not that any age restrictions matter to me anymore Old chick that I am....but...............it's still weird!

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    I actually haven't seen Lock Stock, my girlfriend is the one who said they were similar, needless say after seeing Snatch I can't wait to see it now. Damn parksie you need to change that picture you look alot older than 17 .
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    They're all cool films Parksie, I'm surprised you're actually waiting til you're 18, I'd lay money that they won't even ask how old you are.
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    Thumbs down Snatch? - Shite!

    Sorry, but snatch was a real cash-in stylised pile of ****.
    Lock stock was tops, and trainspotting a real classic, but how could you have frank butcher as a bent jewish dealer but only use him for a couple of shite scenes.
    Madonnas new fella just took all the 30 sec styley parts from Lock Stock and then re-shot a whole film. Talk about overkill,

    me tink dis was suicide fo tha mighty £££!

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    I have to admit that although I liked both Snatch and Lock Stock, Lock Stock is still the better film as far as I am concerned. I bought the DVD of Lock stock recently and cannot believe the things they has cut out in the UK at the cinema. Did they cut much in the US?

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    you aren't allowed to buy videos until your 18???

    and you can drink?????

    damn... I wish they'd switch it around so you could be the one buying a video

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    Thumbs up

    Has any of you seen the Big Lebowski? Or any of the Cohen brothers offerings for that matter?
    Utter genius!
    Othertop flix though, gotta be :
    Brazil, Clockwork Orange, GhostBusters, Naked Lunch, Dune, Terminator, On The Busses, Morcombe & Wise"That Riviera Touch" & "The Intelligence Men".

    Pulp Fiction has already been mentioned, but top bannana anyhowzzzzzz..

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    UK Ratings

    Uk has following video ratings:

    U - Universal (Anyone can buy)

    PG - Parental Guidance (Anyone can buy but parental guidance recommended)

    12 - (Anyone 12+ can buy)

    15 - (Anyone 15+ can buy)

    18 - (Anyone 18+ can buy)

    These also apply to cinema.

    And you have to be 18 to drink alcohol here.

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    We also have Uc which basically means "especially suitable for children".
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    Wink this comment is rated Unsuitable for children!

    Originally posted by YoungBuck
    If you like those you will LOVE Snatch.

    I can't belive any of you men on this forum didn't have a come back for this....

    I thought all men Loved snatch! Maybe it's just an American slang term...doesn't work for those of the UK persuasion.

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    Dennis...
    snatch
    bush
    muff

    Need I go on? The disc jockeys around here are having a great time with the name of the movie....maybe it's a West Coast thing???

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    Oh..... never heard that one before.....

    bush, muff, beaver, hair pie, cun... errr.. I think I'll stop here before john gets mad at me

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    not the c word dennis....never the c word among friends.......trust me on this one.

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    Nope...definitely in the UK as well
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    Oh...and while I'm at it...


    Bush is a bit of a *****.
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    Especially after the way he snatched his victory.
    Last edited by barrk; Jan 31st, 2001 at 04:32 PM.

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    We'll need to muffle his church-related propaganda.
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    Definitley a nothing but twattle!

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    Well...he's beavering away in the White House annoying America.
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    I really admire his cunning command of the English language!

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    I'm just surprised that John hasn't waded in yet

    But back to the dirty jokes...

    The departing White House staff paid only lip-service to his right to be President.
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    Bush expects the rest of the country to bend-over to his wishes.

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    And when he's in the mood they have to bend over backwards...
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    It's not going to be easy for him though. He's got a lot of stiff competition!

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    Bush wants to cut staff to the bare bone.

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    I think Bush has blown the issue out of porportion.

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    This is making it hard for me to find a witty come-back.


    (hehe...TWO in one!)
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    I don't mean to be a wet blanket but is this thread making your head throb? I could use an aspirin myself.

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    Whoa....personal comments time...

    I've been on the paracetamol all day
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    Originally posted by parksie
    I've been on the paracetamol all day
    What the heck is that?

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    Um...an analgesic that's good for bringing down flu-like symptoms.
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    Sorry to hear you're sick....



    no, actually that's what I like about you....



    sorry to hear you're ill!


    I'm actually fine btw...I just wanted to use wet and throbbing head in the same sentence ;-)

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    Are you feeling any better Parksie????

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    A bit better, still way over the healthy temperature limit...

    Have decided to go into school tomorrow anyway...try and collect any work I need. Only 3 lessons so it's not too bad
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    Sorry to hear that....take care of yourself.....



    No, I don't mean it that way...................

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