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  1. Oct 14th, 2005, 04:23 AM #1
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    The cretins I have to work with...

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    The joke du jour going round the office:

    Did you know there are a lot of warehouses in Guatemala?
    Here were houses, there were houses...

    Why I still put up with this lot I don't know. They'll be put first against the wall when the revolution comes...
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  2. Oct 14th, 2005, 04:43 AM #2
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    My goodness me.
    Its like working here.
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  3. Oct 14th, 2005, 06:09 AM #3
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    Tell them that I disapprove of their mind-numbing idiocy.

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  4. Oct 14th, 2005, 06:11 AM #4
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    I don't get it.
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  6. Oct 14th, 2005, 06:13 AM #5
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    On the other hand the people I work with tend to make really obscene jokes which are absolutely hysterical for about 1 minute and then keep repeating them until all the joy has been beaten out of it.
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  7. Oct 14th, 2005, 06:13 AM #6
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    I don't get it.
    Of course you don't
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  8. Oct 14th, 2005, 06:15 AM #7
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    No seriously, I don't. What has guatamala got to do with anything and why the strange and syntactically incorrect punch line?
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    Express your concerns over the racial connotations of the joke. You are, after all, 1/32 Guatemalan, and would hate to have to kill them all and drink their blood over something so trivial.

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  11. Oct 14th, 2005, 06:29 AM #9
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    BURP

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  12. Oct 14th, 2005, 12:22 PM #10
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    Re: The cretins I have to work with...

    I'm...... confused....
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