No Sex Tonight?

[mar_zim]

No sex tonight?
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that
every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch
with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that
nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled
"WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

[space_monkey]

[Valleysboy1978]

[illebille]

[wossname]

PWND!!!!

Quality.

[baja_yu]

The man is a king!

[wossname]

We should all sleep with him as a reward.

[programmer_boy]

[baja_yu]

Yes, wossname should sleep with him as a reward.

[grilkip]

I can just see the hurt look on her face, sweet!

[wossname]

Abolish women!

[illebille]

Abolish women!

hey !
take it easy, will ya ?!

[Valleysboy1978]

Abolish women!

No wonder your single

[oceanebelle]

Abolish women!

[wossname]

See what I mean, nothing but whining and frowns all the time.

[oceanebelle]

hmmm ur not even worth nagging to.

[wossname]

hmmm ur not even worth nagging to.

I assume "ur" means "you are"?

[baja_yu]

hmmm ur not even worth nagging to.

That was exactly his point, all you women do is nagg.

[Valleysboy1978]

And all you blokes do is moan

[wossname]

Yeah so why can't we all just get along? I blame the Welsh.

[oceanebelle]

I agree!

[oceanebelle]

I assume "ur" means "you are"?

I am sure i have posted "ur" construct so many times here in cc...

it can be "your" or "you are"...

I didn't know girls cannot use short hand words nowadays.

[Valleysboy1978]

Yeah so why can't we all just get along? I blame the Welsh.

Don't blame us for our superiority, it comes naturally to us

[Jacob Roman]

My ex was a sex freak. She initiated the sex 80% of the time in our previous relationship!

[Valleysboy1978]

Was that with the girl or you?

[Jacob Roman]

Both

She wanted sex nonstop all the time.

[Cander]

Dominate me!

[wossname]

I didn't know girls cannot use short hand words nowadays.

Well now you do .

[oceanebelle]

but im stubborn sorry

[Valleysboy1978]

so are the rest of the female gender

[Shaggy Hiker]

Might as well change the title of this to "The Misogynist Thread"

[mendhak]

I assume "ur" means "you are"?

Ur was an ancient city in southern Mesopotamia, located near the original mouth of the Euphrates and Tigris rivers on the Persian Gulf and close to Eridu. Because of marine regression, the remains are now well inland in present-day Iraq, south of the Euphrates on its right bank at 30°95′ N 46°5′ E, and named Tell el-Mukayyar [1], near the city of Nasiriyah south of Baghdad.

The site is marked by the ruins of the ziggurat (left), still largely intact, and by the settlement mound. The ziggurat is a temple of Nanna, the moon deity in Sumerian mythology, and has two stages constructed from brick: in the lower stage the bricks are joined together with bitumen, in the upper stage they are joined with mortar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur

[RobDog888]

Post #1, - ROTFLMAO

[NoteMe]

Yes, wossname should sleep with him as a reward.

I can't see that as a reweard.... ..rather a punnishment....

[visualAd]

Women should be respected. Without women none of us would be here

[Shaggy Hiker]

Women should be respected. Without women none of us would be here

Hell man, WITH women none of us would be here

[MrPolite]

hehe funny

[RobDog888]

Women should be respected. Without women none of us would be here

Without Men, there would be no Women or Men.

[mendhak]

Without children, there would be no irritated people on airplanes.

[baja_yu]

I can't see that as a reweard.... ..rather a punnishment....

Maybe that works for him