I are teh hax0r n00b!

[chemicalNova]

Howdy all,

Yet again, I bring up the topic of counter-strike. DON'T LEAVE THOUGH

This is funny. Apparently, myself and 2 other people in my clan hack. Some people find it impossible to shoot people through the "Double doors" on de_dust2.

http://www.derka.org/demos/DERKA_DERKA.zip

Download that movie, and watch it. The soundtrack is aweful and the quality is average at best, but its hilarious.

For the record, we don't hack. We have just had so much practise on that map, its lost all meaning (well, obviously, not literally).

Also, for the record, the first 3 kills are of the exact same guy trying to run past the "Double Doors" as a Counter-Terrorist, and I nail him from the other side of the map.

The wireframe stuff is just the video editors way of letting people see if we do hack. Its not a cheat, its a client variable that can show you where the (hitboxes?) edges of each object in the world are.

Also, here is a discussion about my clan, as we just beat 2 of the top teams in australia. A funny read, if I say so myself.

My nicks in the video are "sepiaswirl" at the start, and "DERKA | chemicalNØva" (I got the Ø from NoteMe actually), and "DERKA | c.NØvae™".

If you do anything while looking at this thread, download the 24mb video from the link above!.

I are leetz0r

chem

[crptcblade]

Just remember, it is better to look good than to feel good.

[chemicalNova]

lol.

You have to watch the movie. Its just so funny. He kept trying to get past me and I kept nailing him. He was egging me on too, I knew he was demoing me so he could make a video. "come on chemical, don't stop, keep going". I knew he was demoing me, but since I hvae nothing to hide, I just said "ok!".

chem

[crptcblade]

"come on chemical, don't stop, keep going"

If you didn't at least get dinner, I'll be very disappointed.

[penagate]

If you didn't at least get dinner, I'll be very disappointed.