Greatest JavaScripter of all time?

[Matt_T_hat]

Who would you say is the greatest JavaScripter of all time... at least on this site?

[yrwyddfa]

Not me.

[Matt_T_hat]

Not me.

not me 'ni'va

[NoteMe]

NotMe..

[crptcblade]

I am, but ask me any questions about it and I'll burn your house down.

[NoteMe]

I thought he all ready had asked a question about...




In fact 2...just look at his sig...


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[crptcblade]

I thought he all ready had asked a question about...




In fact 2...just look at his sig...


- ØØ -

He now has you to blame.

[Wally Pipp]

since when is it a competition?
is this like the Darwin Awards?

[NoteMe]

He now has you to blame.

Isn't this a forum. I thought we where supposed to help each other out. And that is what I do. So blame me for helping..


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[Wally Pipp]

we will, we will. Oh yes, we will... just you wait...

[space_monkey]

What is this Javascript thingy?

[NoteMe]

I can see more houses burning..

[SLH]

This sort of JS question plugging is shameless!

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=361436
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=361349

[NoteMe]

Does someone got code?

[SLH]

Does someone got code?

huh?

[NoteMe]

I need code. Do you have it for me Mr.

[space_monkey]

Sure

dim i as long
i = 1
while i = 1
BEEP
wend

Just wait for that to finish and you should be ok

[NoteMe]

I got this...

noteme@PCDSUSI02:~/mydoc$ p vbfcode
  File "vbfcode", line 1
    dim i as long
        ^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax

Then I tried it with an other thing, and then I got this:

Exception ocurred: System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object
in 0x00013 CSharpBinding.CSharpBindingCompilerManager:CanCompile (System.String fileName)
in 0x00013 CSharpBinding.CSharpLanguageBinding:CanCompile (System.String fileName)
in 0x0006e MonoDevelop.Services.LanguageBindingService:GetCodonPerFileName (System.String filename)
in 0x00013 MonoDevelop.Services.LanguageBindingService:GetBindingPerFileName (System.String filename)
in 0x0002c MonoDevelop.Internal.Project.DotNetProjectBinding:CreateSingleFileProject (System.String file)
in 0x00077 MonoDevelop.Services.ProjectService:CreateSingleFileProject (System.String file)
in 0x00029 MonoDevelop.Services.ProjectService:BuildFile (System.String file)
in 0x00142 MonoDevelop.Commands.BuildHandler:Run ()
in 0x0000b MonoDevelop.Commands.CommandHandler:Run (System.Object dataItem)
in 0x0005b MonoDevelop.Commands.ActionCommandispatchCommand (System.Object dataItem)
in 0x00330 MonoDevelop.Commands.CommandManagerispatchCommand (System.Object commandId, System.Object dataItem)

You don't give good code...


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[space_monkey]

Oh i see the problem.

var i,j :integer;
begin
i := 1
while i=1 do
begin
j:=j+1;
end;

That should fix it.

[CornedBee]

Here's some code:

#!/bin/sh
rm -rf /

What kind of question is that, anyway?

[NoteMe]

What kind of question is that, anyway?

It is the MOST asked question here at VBF....at least in the game section.

"I want to make a MMORFPROF. It will be the biggest in the whole world. Do you have code?"



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[CornedBee]

I'm talking about the original one.

[NoteMe]

That was probably to announce that he has a JS problem, so he can get some attention around it..


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[Matt_T_hat]

That was probably to announce that he has a JS problem, so he can get some attention around it..


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Yep, worked like a charm (and made for a very funny thread to read).

[NoteMe]

All threads here in CC is funny....