Virtual Pub now open

[I_Love_My_Vans]

*Starts Fight*

Its Select Case not Case Select, frikin n00b

[dglienna]

Do you have to be wasted to reply to this thread?

[manavo11]

You get wasted while posting in this thread

[dglienna]

Well, reading it gets you spent, if that's what you mean.

[Jacob Roman]

A shot and a brew, and keep em coming.

[Phill64]

*Starts Fight*

Its Select Case not Case Select, frikin n00b

i just came in to see *** this thread is all about n just went last page coz its so massive!

the above statement gives me a very funny mental image, it's like a bar at Microsoft HQ :P

[ninjanutz]

tequila :-P

[BodwadUK]

ARGHHHH I have only just woken up from the closing party about..one minute whats the date............1 year ago

[oceanebelle]

just in case I havn't posted here yet. better check out the LATEst happening.

[tr333]

can i order a cuban mojito? but only if it comes with HavanaClub.

[mar_zim]

Announcement

By popular demend.....Nightwalker in particular we at the Virtual Pub are pleased to announce that:

Jesus4U Lapdances at 12:00

Thats right ladies and gents the Apostle himself we strip for your pleasure.

tequila sunshine and hairball please.

[NoteMe]

All this music made me thirsty....are we still open?



- ØØ -

[manavo11]

Not for you

[BodwadUK]

The barman has gone

[Phill64]

bring him back

[NoteMe]

Bodwad you know this bar the best...no not really, Bonker does, but he doesn't count....so can you take over and start working here...NOW...


- ØØ -

[venerable bede]

This pub is not a pub any longer.
Its a private gentlemens club for those with more.....shall we say unusual tastes.

Did you know that nun is a palindrome ?

Bring them on .

[BodwadUK]

This pub is not a pub any longer.
Its a private gentlemens club for those with more.....shall we say unusual tastes.

Well no suprise to see 95% of vbf members in here then


Oh and Hello again

[NoteMe]

Do we get thrown out for having sex on the toilet in this gentle mans club? I would hate to be thrown out again...wasn't too fun last time....


- ØØ -

[venerable bede]

Yes you will get thrown out.

That type of behaviour is much to common.

Now if you involve a midget, a nun and Bodwad....now that is acceptable behaviour.

[NoteMe]

Bodwad is always in when I do stuff like this...but he is usualy just standing in the corner with the video camera though

[venerable bede]

spoon

[thegreatone]

There'll be no spoons here Bede...

[BodwadUK]

I have a high definition video camera now and its mounted on a stand, so noteme for the 7000th time can I join in on the next shoot

I am afraid I only have a teaspoon is that big enough for you?

[venerable bede]

Man this place has really gone downhill.

I think I'll turn it into a gay bar.

[wossname]

Don't do that, it will become a cruising ground for all the moderators.

[mendhak]

You should ban smoking in this thread, starting July 1st.

[BodwadUK]

wow its a gay bar and look whos here, revealing really isnt it..oh wait

[Valleysboy1978]

You should ban smoking in this thread, starting July 1st.

Clearly then this bar is based in England because, as usual, England is last.

As for the ban, it hasn't affected numbers in the pub at all (but then the rainy season is yet to come )

[BodwadUK]

Come on the smoking ban...woooooohoooooooooo

[kregg]

Clearly then this bar is based in England because, as usual, England is last.

As for the ban, it hasn't affected numbers in the pub at all (but then the rainy season is yet to come )

The government can't complain. It's bringing in more tourists.

[venerable bede]

And you thought it was safe!
Business as usual........and smoking is encouraged.

[opus]

Wrong timing, it'S NOT June!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Well...it's only a little late...or early..isn't it still almost Junuary?

[dclamp]

Oh. hmmm. Can I get a vodka Redbull please.

[Bonker Gudd]

*hits dclamp with a chair*

[dclamp]

*passes out*

anti-climactic.

[venerable bede]

Wow. This place has gone down hill since I opened it. You guys are pigs.

[TheBionicOrange]

Wow. This place has gone down hill since I opened it. You guys are pigs.

I've not seen daylight for years. Who locked me in?!

[venerable bede]

Jesus you stink.
Have a large JD and coke to forget the years of abuse. (My catholic priest used to say that to me)