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    Plz help

    How to make milions writing microsoftwares? Can we do it with out computer?

    Thx you


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    Re: Plz help

    Thx u wit. You go to Princeton?

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    Re: Plz help

    Code:
    The foot bone connected to the leg bone,
    The leg bone connected to the knee bone,
    The knee bone connected to the thigh bone,
    The thigh bone connected to the back bone,
    The back bone connected to the neck bone,
    The neck bone connected to the head bone,
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    Re: Plz help

    Code:
    Seven little chipmunks 
    sitting on a branch.
    Eating lots of sunflowers
    on my uncle's ranch.
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    Re: Plz help

    boxes full of mutant kittens...

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    Re: Plz help

    you better make those last 7 posts before they ban you too
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    Re: Plz help

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    Re: Plz help

    Quote Originally Posted by MrPolite
    you better make those last 7 posts before they ban you too
    You'd like that, wouldn't you?
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    Re: Plz help

    not at all
    I'd love it though

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    Re: Plz help

    Quote Originally Posted by MrPolite
    not at all
    I'd love it though

    Start a petition then. I'm sure you'd get more than enough support, since you are too weak to do anything about it yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Start a petition then. I'm sure you'd get more than enough support, since you are too weak to do anything about it yourself.
    well at least I suggested it! you can't even ban yourself! let alone banning yourself(eh wait that didnt work )
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    Re: Plz help

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    How to make milions writing microsoftwares? Can we do it with out computer?

    Thx you


    That's easy, just put all of the MS software you own in a microwave, and set it on High 1 minute. After your microwave flashes a few times, and the CD's begin smoking, and mutating, you now have Microsoftware

    There's a garbage can not to far from your microwave, you know where they go. Just watch out for the millions of radioactive particals you just made

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    That's easy, just put all of the MS software you own in a microwave, and set it on High 1 minute. After your microwave flashes a few times, and the CD's begin smoking, and mutating, you now have Microsoftware

    There's a garbage can not to far from your microwave, you know where they go. Just watch out for the millions of radioactive particals you just made
    Thank for advise. Now my kichen is on fire? Suggest???

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    Re: Plz help

    Don't you know anything about programming?

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    int Save_Kitchen = Fire + Water;
    Unless you know how to use the Fire extinguisher API sp?

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    Re: Plz help

    I throw cat at fire and no help was made. U can help?
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    use the sdk you !!!
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    Re: Plz help

    php!

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    Re: Plz help

    PHP = Please Help Please!

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    Re: Plz help

    sdk... Save the Damn Kitchen!!!

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    well, save it!
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    Re: Plz help

    Kichen is gone, but now am working to save guest bathroom. Suggest????

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    ask the guests to stay indoors. Close all the doors and windows to the guest bedroom (oxygen isnt good for the fire, I'm sure the guests understand).
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    If in trouble, if in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.....
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    recursively?
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    Re: Plz help

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Kichen is gone, but now am working to save guest bathroom. Suggest????

    Tell your guests it's only your demo software.

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    oh and also, that they can have the final version for free if they report a bug before they die in fire
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    he's not responding
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