Ask me anything

[grilkip]

I'm drunk

[kfcSmitty]

its 3:44 in the afternoon! why in sane hell are you drunk?!

What timezone u in man? jebus

Oh and uhh....who shot the sheriff?

[grilkip]

its 3:44 in the afternoon! why in sane hell are you drunk?!

What timezone u in man? jebus

Oh and uhh....who shot the sheriff?

It's 21:46 here and I had an early shift today so I'm well within my right to be drunk.

I shot the sherirrfff duuh

[kfcSmitty]

you type quite legibly while drunk, why is that?

[grilkip]

I'm constantly on the virge of being very rude and sexist, so being drunk doesn't change that. Also there's a button on my keyboard that says 'backspace', I tend to push quite a lot lately.

Forever yours, Grilkip

[gchick]

what are you drinking?

[grilkip]

The cheapest bear my supermarket has, it's called 'Holger', it may be German import or something.

Appareantly I'm being tagged by two chicks at the same time, HOT!

[grilkip]

Anybody notice my rotating Radar-sig yet?

[Jacob Roman]

Я имею вопрос. Почему ради бога Вы пьете, когда Вы могли становиться положенными?

[dglienna]

It's not spinning. It might be the room around you.

[grilkip]

Я имею вопрос. Почему ради бога Вы пьете, когда Вы могли становиться положенными?

Even when drunk, I cannot understand any slavic language.

[grilkip]

It's not spinning. It might be the room around you.

Refresh your page a few times to see what I mean with rotating.

[Jacob Roman]

Traslation: "I have a question. Why in God's name are you getting drunk when you could be getting laid?"

[grilkip]

Traslation: "I have a question. Why in God's name are you getting drunk when you could be getting laid?"

I don't have enough money to order a call-girl over.

[-TPM-]

THe 2 most important questions are:
What is the meaning of life? And why does toast always land butter side down?

[grilkip]

THe 2 most important questions are:
What is the meaning of life?

To reach that state where you are as drunk as one can be without being sick.

And why does toast always land butter side down?

Only losers drop their toast.

[dglienna]

Very interesting. Did you link it somewhere else? How did you do it?

[-TPM-]

Only losers drop their toast.

Than's not an answer it's a fact! HA I knew you'd never get that one.

[grilkip]

Than's not an answer it's a fact! HA I knew you'd never get that one.

zzzslslzzzzzzsslsl

[|2eM!x]

Jesus = Leprechaun?

[grilkip]

Very interesting. Did you link it somewhere else? How did you do it?

Huh? Oh sorry, the rotating sig, its a PHP script of about 10 lines and some images.

[grilkip]

Jesus = Leprechaun?

Who is Jesus? He is certainly not my sun.

[|2eM!x]

If the sun rotates counter-clockwise then?

[-TPM-]

or the moon....

[grilkip]

If the sun rotates counter-clockwise then?

On alternate days yes.

[-TPM-]

If the sun rotates counter-clockwise then?

sundials are timemachines obviously!!!

[space_monkey]

I wish i was wasted instead of here at work.

[grilkip]

I wish i was wasted instead of here at work.

I guess I'm lucky to be 'ahead' in time.

[space_monkey]

[grilkip]

Last chance before I go to sleep!

[eyeRmonkey]

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

Nice one space_monkey.

[eyeRmonkey]

Last chance before I go to sleep!

Where am I going this weekend?

[grilkip]

Where am I going this weekend?

Hopefully getting an STD.

[penagate]

The cheapest bear my supermarket has, it's called 'Holger', it may be German import or something.

Appareantly I'm being tagged by two chicks at the same time, HOT!

I didn't know you could drink bears. I must try it sometime.

[grilkip]

Goodmorning everyone

[mendhak]

It's still night time. Go back.

[zaza]

I didn't know you could drink bears. I must try it sometime.

Mmmm, grizzly.

[dglienna]

so where are my car keys?

[Zeka]

lol!