[Serious]My Cat

[|2eM!x]

My cat keeps biting my mother, every couple of weeks with no reasons. My mom will be doing work and the cat will run up and bite her. I have no idea, and all i can do is beat the crap out of her. I think thats the only way to teach her, am i right? She doesnt bite me anymore because i beat the daylight out of her. My mom wants to put her to sleep, and im running out of ideas...

[penagate]

Is there any pattern to what your mum is doing when your cat bites her?

[wossname]

My cat keeps biting my mother, every couple of weeks with no reasons. My mom will be doing work and the cat will run up and bite her. I have no idea, and all i can do is beat the crap out of her. I think thats the only way to teach her, am i right? She doesnt bite me anymore because i beat the daylight out of her. My mom wants to put her to sleep, and im running out of ideas...

There's no need to beat the crap out of your mother every time she gets bitten.

Maybe your cat is allergic to some item of clothing or there's some lemon detergent or something. Cats don't like citrus.

[Valleysboy1978]

If your cat is a kitten it could just be her being playful, and putting the cat down is extremely cruel. Should give her to a shelter where the cat can be re-housed.

[powdir]

simple...

either the cat has mistaken your mother for a large ball of string or it simply doesn't like her, and i AM serious btw

[Valleysboy1978]

Just grab the cat by the scruff of the neck. Instinctively they go numb as that is how their mother grabs them with their teeth. Hence if the cat moved while in her mothers mouth her mother would rip open her neck which is why they don't move a muscle when grabbed like that.
Your cat will soon get the idea

[powdir]

Just grab the cat by the scruff of the neck. Instinctively they go numb as that is how their mother grabs them with their teeth. Hence if the cat moved while in her mothers mouth her mother would rip open her neck which is why they don't move a muscle when grabbed like that.
Your cat will soon get the idea

if you use your OWN teeth it generally works better too, try it

[Something Else]

Its drugs, I tel ya. DRUGS!!!

And, perhaps pheramone laced perfumes, detergents, fabric softeners, or violent Video Games.

[powdir]

[QUOTE=Something Else]Its drugs, I tel ya. DRUGS!!!
[QUOTE]

the mother has got them and the cat WANTS them

[wossname]

Its a very bad idea to pick up and adult cat by the scruff of the neck because the weight of an adult is many times that of a kitten. You are only going to piss it off, and it WILL struggle, I promise you that, you'll end up with bits of your face hanging off.

I suggest rattling some tinfoil at it. They really hate the sound of tinfoil *true*

I'm an expert trust me.

[Valleysboy1978]

It was only meant as a suggestion for kitten, apologies for not making it very clear.

Tinfoil? I've heard about that.
Any other suggestions woss?

[wossname]

Yes, always use your seatbelt.

[Valleysboy1978]

why?

[Wokawidget]

This is the funniest thing I've read all day
Don't do anything...let it keep biting her, film it, and post it on here

Woof

[Valleysboy1978]

Now that sounds like an idea. You can then send it to "You've been framed" for an instant £250!

[RobDog888]

Hey my wifes cat does the same thing but to everyone. She seems to be playing though. She runs down the hallway as your walking and attacks your feet from behind. Then if you try to grab her she jams away. Kind of like a "Cat-Drive-By".

[Wokawidget]

U could always buy a VERY large cat swallowing dog

Woof

[wossname]

I have 5 cats. I hate them all. B******s.

[powdir]

use a rolled up newspaper and give your mother a firm - but controlled - smack across the nose everytime it happens. She'll soon learn to stop objecting to the cat bites

[wossname]

cat swallowing dog

*DANGER* Syntactical Ambiguity Detected *DANGER*

[RobDog888]

I have a large dog and he doesnt like the cat. Already bit the cat in the eye when she tried to eat from his food bowl. Had to take the poor cat to the cat hospital. Cost big $$$

[wossname]

Take it to the canal next time, you can usually find old bags and bricks and rope lying around near canals anyway so its free!

[RobDog888]

Oh so THAtS what happened to Desi?

[|2eM!x]

My cat bites and makes my mother bleed...i cant grab the cat easily because she runs like a bat out of hell after she does it. I have to find her and do all that crap. So tinfoil you said?

[wossname]

Oh so THAtS what happened to Desi?

Who?

[RobDog888]

so you threw her in the river?

Isnt that your cat?

[wossname]

No, my cat's name is Dessie and HE's still alive. He's had about 27 lives so far cos he's so dead 'ard that he just won't die. He can tear a phone book in half without even touching it, he's that dangerous. Ph34r.

[|2eM!x]

you crack me up with random 1337