Dutch

[Tom_Sample_UK]

Can someone teach me dutch please. I have tried looking on the internet but they all cost .

I need to speak dutch!

[grilkip]

Waarom?

[Tom_Sample_UK]

what?

[NoteMe]

"Why"...

[grilkip]

why?

[Tom_Sample_UK]

I want to be a truck driver in Holland.

[grilkip]

For god's sake why? They get paid sh## and work 60-70hrs a week. And can't you drive one in the UK, they must have a few of your beloved DAF's right?

[Tom_Sample_UK]

volvos*

Its better pay in Holland then in england

[grilkip]

Good luck, most companies are hiring in Poland these days

[Tom_Sample_UK]

is the pay good in poland?, but i need sea and poland has no coast

[grilkip]

If the pay was good why would they be hiring there, no ofcourse not they have a lower cost of living there so they can live with less pay.

What? no coast?

[Tom_Sample_UK]

opps , i was G & T geography aswell.

Thinking of somewere else.

Anyway anyone prepared to teach me dutch?

[grilkip]

Dutch for beginners

[NoteMe]

Look at Norway...we have all the coast you can ever desire.....

[Pc_Madness]

Australia has far more.

[NoteMe]

Australia has far more.

Yeah, but it is only thieves living there..=

[Tom_Sample_UK]

We have more even though our beachs arnt the nicest

[Tom_Sample_UK]

Ok i started writing this stuff down but how am i s'posed to remeber it?

[grilkip]

Admit it, you only want to come here to smoke weed.

[Tom_Sample_UK]

If i wanted that i would go truckdrive in Columbia

[grilkip]

No that's cocaine

[dannymking]

At least we don't have to drive miles to get to our Beaches... damn shame their always cold...

[Tom_Sample_UK]

O your from Darlington , just down the road and yes they are.

[grilkip]

Tom, do you have a satellite tv receiver?

[dannymking]

Have you not heard about Darlington on the sea...

In comparison to anywhere else in the world, well almost, we have the shortest distance to our cold, gritty poluted beaches

[Tom_Sample_UK]

Tom, do you have a satellite tv receiver?

Do you mean Sky digital - yes

[Tom_Sample_UK]

Yea polouted is the word for england. Blyth in the north east say black sea rules more than blue

[dannymking]

Tom, do you have a satellite tv receiver?

You weren't gonna offer to what a dutch channel with the subtitles on where you...

Or where you referring to one of those teach-urself adverts, where all you need to do is send a one-off payment of £100 followed by 10 years of harrasment letters..

Or one of those... "You can't buy it in the shops (Cose know one wants to buy it"

[Tom_Sample_UK]

lol, those magic pencil things that keep coming. Probaly break after 15 mins.

[grilkip]

Do you mean Sky digital - yes

There's a Flemmish/Dutch channel called BVN on ASTRA G1. Could be a tool to get more familliar with the language.

LINK

[Tom_Sample_UK]

Might be under specialist

[grilkip]

Might be under specialist

Huh? It's an open channel, no decoder needed. You just have to point your dish at ASTRA G1

[Eurotrucker]

I dont think i have that