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  1. Jul 14th, 2005, 02:54 AM #41
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "Viruses are biological creatures that live on Manilla coloured metal"
    "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein

    It's turtles! And it's all the way down
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  2. Jul 14th, 2005, 02:55 AM #42
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "If you don't clean the virus of your computer, it will eat your motherboard, and you might become infected, yourself"
    "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein

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  3. Jul 14th, 2005, 03:08 AM #43
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "I respect you"

    "I've never seen one of these units before"
    I don't live here any more.
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  4. Jul 14th, 2005, 03:20 AM #44
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "I think that that's great advice. I'll take that into consideration next time I write some code. Cheers m8"
    "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein

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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    It's normal for all 40 screens to blink when the copier kicks in.
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  7. Jul 14th, 2005, 04:26 AM #46
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "String manipulation? I don't think sex related matters are to be discussed in office. It's against the Code of Conduct and I fear I'll have to report you to your superiors."
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  8. Jul 14th, 2005, 04:29 AM #47
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "Sex? Isn't that the software engineering paradigm 10?"
    "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein

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  9. Jul 14th, 2005, 04:51 AM #48
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "Microsoft Office is extremely advanced, as are the rest of their superior, bug free products"
    Life is one big rock tune
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  11. Jul 14th, 2005, 09:12 AM #49
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "Please post in the correct forum"


    I don't live here any more.
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  12. Jul 14th, 2005, 11:40 AM #50
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
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  14. Jul 14th, 2005, 02:35 PM #52
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    Sorry we are delivering early....
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  15. Jul 14th, 2005, 02:35 PM #53
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    It's not a feature, it's a bug.
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  16. Jul 14th, 2005, 02:37 PM #54
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    You do the new stuff, I'll maintain the old systems.
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  17. Jul 14th, 2005, 04:15 PM #55
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "have that coded in 2 days? pffff make it 4 weeks"
    Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
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  18. Jul 15th, 2005, 03:23 AM #56
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "I only need to open up a PC when the spec is higher than my home machine. Don't worry you might find your machine runs slowly for a few years afterwards, this is because I'll have removed all the half-decent parts and replaced them with crap bits out of our workshop bin."
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  19. Jul 15th, 2005, 03:45 AM #57
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "Some guy on an internet forum gave me that piece of code"
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "I deleted your system files because you annoyed me"

    "Where is the ANY key?"

    "Don't worry... this time it's free..."

    "Bill Gates is coming around to my house for tea, and im not going to drown him in the soup"

    "Your printer ink runs out quickly because I replace them with my half empty ones from home"
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  21. Jul 15th, 2005, 09:02 AM #59
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    Don't feel stupid, I make that same mistake myself, all the time.
    (no sarcasm)
    Merry Christmas
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  22. Jul 15th, 2005, 09:53 AM #60
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    "I have uploaded my porn site to the companies server, is that cool or what"
    Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
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  23. Jul 15th, 2005, 10:21 AM #61
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    Re: Things you'll never hear from an IT professional

    Hey Boss! I've uploaded everyone's MP3's onto a shared drive so we can all burn each others CDs! How cool is THAT!?!
    Life is one big rock tune
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