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  1. Jul 3rd, 2005, 10:44 AM #1
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    Chinglish

    Today, i recived an email from a certain Xiaou Ling-Mei. Please translate this.

    "Please missing, am you the am begging is big. Please sending am the yous am dollar."

    Help?
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    Re: Chinglish

    He wants intercourse
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    Re: Chinglish

    Translated loosely from the Arcturan MegaChinese:

    "Well, who do you think you are honey, Zaphod Beeblebrox or something?"
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    Re: Chinglish

    He's broke.
    He's really really begging!
    Can you send him a dollar?

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    Re: Chinglish

    Quote Originally Posted by ajames
    Today, i recived an email from a certain Xiaou Ling-Mei. Please translate this.
    "Please missing, am you the am begging is big. Please sending am the yous am dollar."
    Help?
    Using Altavista to translate to Spanish and then back to English:
    "Please lacking, you the request of is it great. Please sending the dollar yous of"

    The same, with Chinese:
    "Please miss, morning you morning beg in a big way. Please send sends morning yous morning US dollar"

    Same, with German:
    "Please missing, in the morning you are that in the morning requests large. In the morning ask yous in the morning the dollar, sending"

    Same, with Italian:
    "I pray lacking, to elemosinare of you are large. I pray transmitting to the dollar yous of"

    Try other languages...!
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    Re: Chinglish

    Quote Originally Posted by ajames
    Today, i recived an email from a certain Xiaou Ling-Mei. Please translate this.

    "Please missing, am you the am begging is big. Please sending am the yous am dollar."

    Help?
    please help me. I'll send you a dollar.
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  8. Jul 4th, 2005, 01:36 AM #7
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    Re: Chinglish

    Why am I getting all these dollars all of a sudden? Did I get on someone's mailing list? Quit sending them please!
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  9. Jul 4th, 2005, 02:10 AM #8
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    Re: Chinglish

    I have a hampster that needs medical attention, please send me money for bread for my HAMster sandwich
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