VisualAd is...

[oceanebelle]

Got YA!!! ahahaha

and no this thread is not about VisualAd. it's about a mail I received today.. quite funny and I hope all of you will have the humor to laugh at this one too.

Warning: Contains graphic material

Ways To Turn Men Down


HE. " can I buy you a drink? "

SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "


HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like

yours!!!



HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share!!!


HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!



HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?



HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!


Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.



Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest

dreams.


FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF

SOME LAUGHS(and men who may appreciate good humour!)

[SLH]

lol

[visualAd]

Are you trying to tell me that if I ask you out, you will say no?

[oceanebelle]

ahahaha.. no i'm not... I just found this funny and wanted everyone to read.. and with a title like that... its honey for all of u bees.. ahahaha.. I guess U are more attractive than most!

[visualAd]

ahahaha.. I guess U are more attractive than most!

Not if you peel away the skin

But I've always been more attractive than NoteMe

[NoteMe]

Not if you peel away the skin

But I've always been more attractive than NoteMe

So why don't you get the girls then....maybe looks isn't everything after all...



no that can't be it. There must be a different solution.


BTW loved the text Ocean. It would actualy be REALLY fun if a girl tried it on me once. That would be a chalange..



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[oceanebelle]

ahahaha... I'm imagining... change roles... uhmm.. but I won't stand up as the dummy female... asking the questions...

[NoteMe]

It is totaly turn ON when girls takes the initative. I love it when they do it. For some reason I wouldn't be that picky that way. It showes that they have an other dimension that other girls don't have...

[dee-u]

....

[thegreatone]

It is totaly turn ON when girls takes the initative. I love it when they do it. For some reason I wouldn't be that picky that way. It showes that they have an other dimension that other girls don't have...

Correct

Glad i'm not the only one who thinks like that...

But is it a good thing that i think like NoteMe ?

[oceanebelle]

It is totaly turn ON when girls takes the initative. I love it when they do it. For some reason I wouldn't be that picky that way. It showes that they have an other dimension that other girls don't have...

gud luck finding one!

either she's a flower among thorns who really really really wants to go out with you or she's a hooker.. ahahaha!... the latter is more frequent though..

[wossname]

Man: "Fancy a ride luv?"
Woman: "No thanks"
Man "Well, do you mind if I have one?"

[NoteMe]

gud luck finding one!

either she's a flower among thorns who really really really wants to go out with you or she's a hooker.. ahahaha!... the latter is more frequent though..

Don't you dare to call my two last GFs for hookers.....they both asked me out first actualy....and they both said they loved me firt...well I never said it back to the second one though. But that is an other story..

[oceanebelle]

I did not say that!!!...

[NoteMe]

but you implied it...I guess they will ***** slap you now.. hehhe..just kidding...actualy, while thinking about it, I guess they where prostitutes after all...

[grilkip]

bump...

[visualAd]

And you still don't pay more.

[oceanebelle]

And I still get more debts. :'(

[FunkyDexter]

I always preferred the direct aproach:-
"Fetch your coat luv... I've got a gun"

[kregg]

visualAd was a moderator?

[wossname]

HE. " can I buy you a drink? "

SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "

I find it easier just to offer the money to begin with.

[kregg]

I find it easier just not to approach them in the first place.