Professionals only!!!

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 05:48 AM

So, who was the better Professional, Bodie or Doyle...

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 05:55 AM

lol!

td.

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 05:58 AM

Weeellll, I've loads t do and can't be assed...

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 06:00 AM

Change your sig now, all you'll get ***** slapped!

td.

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 06:27 AM

<Sigh> My own organisation...

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 06:31 AM

I'm warning you.

td.

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 06:38 AM

Dunno about that. I'm on line with my 8 year old gagmeister nephew. More to come...

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 06:39 AM

Thats it, you are so dead!

td.

**Benjamin** · Jan 11th, 2001, 06:49 AM

you sound like two gays who are arguing....

"you better not do that girl"

"oh you are so dead honey"

HAHAHAHAHA

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 06:59 AM

Dennis, don't even bother...

Originally posted by Benjamin in thread Post Race!
...will I be convinced I am not gay??

td.

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 07:00 AM

Dennis, this sounds like you an inquisitive mind this morning. You don't have to be embarressed about embracing homsexuality. Let you true feelings run.

BTW, td, you are going to see the wrong end of my handbag, sister...

**Benjamin** · Jan 11th, 2001, 07:02 AM

NO.... damnit..... no, you didn't include my full post, thats not fair...... D'oh!

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 07:05 AM

Warned you Dennis ;-)

Gaffer, don't go there girl, uh uh.

td.

**Benjamin** · Jan 11th, 2001, 07:05 AM

you didn't warn me about anything!!!!

**Ianpbaker** · Jan 11th, 2001, 07:06 AM

your'e all ******'s. end of story

*Ian runs off and get's the first plane to a non extredition country*

**Benjamin** · Jan 11th, 2001, 07:07 AM

hey, I an not a ***!!!! Gaffers the one who prefers fishnet stockings....

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 07:22 AM

And suspenders, Dennis. Don't forget the suspenders duckie...

<Gaffer lunges at td, only to be stopped by to rather large bouncers, one of whom looks mighty fine in those jeans, boy>

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 07:31 AM

Get you dirty hands off my man, ho.

td.

**paulw** · Jan 11th, 2001, 08:32 AM

I'm getting distinctly worried about this drink next week. We did say Cannon's didn't we? Not Heaven...

Cheers,

P.

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 08:35 AM

Is that place still going?

td.

**paulw** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:03 AM

Dunno. But it's the only Gay club I know... I'm sure you and Gaffer could give me plenty more names from the sound of it (presumably you got them from Dennis)

P.

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:05 AM

Hey, young Dennis isn't gay.
He's just confused.

td.

**Ianpbaker** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:08 AM

yeah he's confused about wether he wants to take up the profession of working in a factory packing fudge

**paulw** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:10 AM

LOL! Really.

P.

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:14 AM

I thought he was considering a career in a factory lifting shirts onto hangers.

td.

**paulw** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:33 AM

I thought he wanted to be a dog. Didn't somebody say something about a woofer?...

P.

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:48 AM

Nah, that was poofter.

td.

**Ianpbaker** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:50 AM

he could also take up gardening of the vertical variety, very popular from what i've heard

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 09:53 AM

Or he could join the Army, and perform rear guard actions.

td.

**paulw** · Jan 11th, 2001, 10:00 AM

makes you wonder what 'square-bashing' is all about, doesn't it.

P.

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 10:02 AM

I heard that you get good rates for being a Milkman, taking the cream up the back passage...

**paulw** · Jan 11th, 2001, 10:08 AM

That is disgusting... funny tho'

P.

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 10:13 AM

I feel a litle guilty IMHO.
Some of my best friends are gay (fawn fawn)

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 10:16 AM

He may want a life on the beach, buthole surfing.

td.

**paulw** · Jan 11th, 2001, 10:24 AM

I feel a litle guilty

Who is guilty and did he enjoy it?

P.

**Ianpbaker** · Jan 11th, 2001, 10:29 AM

I think we should calm this down a bit....

oh bugger it

he could become a marine biolagist and search for the chocolate starfish

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 10:34 AM

He could become a feared gun-slinging outlaw who calls himself the Arse Bandit.

td.

**Gaffer** · Jan 11th, 2001, 11:15 AM

Or stopping the big brown plane leaving the depature lounge

**tumblingdown** · Jan 11th, 2001, 11:18 AM

He could try and win the race as a sausage jockey.

td.

**paulw** · Jan 11th, 2001, 11:31 AM

And you say I scare you... How many euphemisms do you know, and more to the point, how...

P.

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