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Jan 10th, 2001, 12:50 PM
#1
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Apparently this virus will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix anti-freeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake, Man, are you
listening?!?!)
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating detectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart next time you're in church.
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Jan 10th, 2001, 12:53 PM
#2
Fanatic Member
There's also another virus around .. Arachniphobia
This is a very serious virus as it makes you internet browser afraid of the web
I'll get my coat
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Jan 10th, 2001, 03:49 PM
#3
Monday Morning Lunatic
Good... 
And Katie...it was me who drank all the beer (hangs head in shame cos he's too pissed to lift it)
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 10th, 2001, 03:52 PM
#4
Member
 BAD BAD BAD PARKSIE!!!!
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Jan 10th, 2001, 03:54 PM
#5
Monday Morning Lunatic
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 10th, 2001, 05:34 PM
#6
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
It's all right parksie....I bought some more!
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Jan 10th, 2001, 05:41 PM
#7
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Jan 10th, 2001, 05:46 PM
#8
Frenzied Member
Wonder Woman rides again.... in a very real sense.
Harry.
"From one thing, know ten thousand things."
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Jan 10th, 2001, 05:49 PM
#9
Member
Oooooh, that would explain the gold bracelets I saw parksie wearing after he finished his business 
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Jan 11th, 2001, 01:26 PM
#10
Monday Morning Lunatic
AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs to cliff*
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!
*jumps*
*falls*
*still falling*
*even now falling*
*refusing to stop falling*
*falling ever faster*
*faster and faster and fa<<SPLUDGE>>*
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 11th, 2001, 01:31 PM
#11
Junior Member
Goodbye parksie
see
you
in
a
better
world
.
.
.
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Jan 11th, 2001, 01:44 PM
#12
Monday Morning Lunatic
*beep...beep...beep...beep*
*beep...beep beep bip bip bip bipbipbipbipbip beeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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well, all I can say is he was really drunk