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    Re: MartinLiss

    Time zone wise - tomorrow though - heh?

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    Re: MartinLiss

    happy birthday martinliss.
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    Re: MartinLiss

    Isn't there a legal limit to the number of b'days you can have?

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    Re: MartinLiss

    Happy Birthday Martin!
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    Re: MartinLiss

    Why don't you ban the same number of people as your age

    That would make up for birthday spankings

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    Re: MartinLiss

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Isn't there a legal limit to the number of b'days you can have?
    do you think he exceeded the legal limit?

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    Re: MartinLiss

    Probably not for the first time in your life.....


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    Re: MartinLiss

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    Why don't you ban the same number of people as your age

    That would make up for birthday spankings
    Theres only 50,000 members


    Happy Birthday Marty

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    I didnt know Martin was welsh
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    Re: MartinLiss

    Quote Originally Posted by Dilenger4
    Happy BDay Marty. So what do you have planed?
    In celebration of my birthday and to prove to myself I'm still alive I run the San Francisco Bay to Breakers 12K race. This year was my 24th year in a row. The race is run every year on the 3rd Sunday in May and that works out to actually be my birthday every seven years (this year it was the 15th while my birthday is the 16th). Each year my wife and I drive into San Francisco, usually with a friend or two, and stay in a hotel for the weekend. They watch the race while I run. We also do some sightseeing and have a couple of nice meals.

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    Re: MartinLiss

    Happy 64th mate

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    Re: MartinLiss

    Happy B-Day Martin.
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    Re: MartinLiss

    Wow, all that time.

    Let's take a moment and reflect on all the changes Martin has seen in his years with programming. Look at all the complex instructions, and complicated languages that are around now. We have RISC, we have CISC, etc. Back in Marty's day, there was a REAL Reduced Instruction Set! Those abacuses (abaci?) only had ADD, INC, DEC, and SUB, though it was all very object oriented.

    Then came the slide rule, and everything changed (actually, I remember using one of those myself).

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    Re: MartinLiss

    Happy birthday, hope you enjoy it


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    Re: MartinLiss

    Happy Birthday Marty!!
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    Re: MartinLiss

    That was totally done on DirectX

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    Re: MartinLiss

    Or any program where he made pure black transparent.
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    Re: MartinLiss

    definitely DirectX


    (or maybe Photo Editor )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
    Wow, all that time.

    Let's take a moment and reflect on all the changes Martin has seen in his years with programming. Look at all the complex instructions, and complicated languages that are around now. We have RISC, we have CISC, etc. Back in Marty's day, there was a REAL Reduced Instruction Set! Those abacuses (abaci?) only had ADD, INC, DEC, and SUB, though it was all very object oriented.

    Then came the slide rule, and everything changed (actually, I remember using one of those myself).

    Happy birthday. By the time you have worn your feet off, there will probably be some pretty good virtual road races you can run in.
    When I started out programming consisted of
    • Going to the punch room
    • Typing the code line by line on Hollerith's cards
    • Carefully placing them on their edges in a long, shallow, box
    • Drawing a black line on them from the top left corner to the bottom right (in case you dropped them)
    • Adding Job Control Language cards
    • Taking the box to the computer room where another person fed the cards into the card reader
    • Returning the next day to find out what your first error was
    • Make corrections
    • Submit again
    • Find error
    • Etc., etc., adnauseum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinLiss
    When I started out programming consisted of
    • Going to the punch room
    • Typing the code line by line on Hollerith's cards
    • Carefully placing them on their edges in a long, shallow, box
    • Drawing a black line on them from the top left corner to the bottom right (in case you dropped them)
    • Adding Job Control Language cards
    • Taking the box to the computer room where another person fed the cards into the card reader
    • Returning the next day to find out what your first error was
    • Make corrections
    • Submit again
    • Find error
    • Etc., etc., adnauseum.
    At least you didn't need the .NET framework installed on your machines.

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    Re: MartinLiss

    Hapi Wee Day

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinLiss
    When I started out programming consisted of
    • Going to the punch room
    • Typing the code line by line on Hollerith's cards
    • Carefully placing them on their edges in a long, shallow, box
    • Drawing a black line on them from the top left corner to the bottom right (in case you dropped them)
    • Adding Job Control Language cards
    • Taking the box to the computer room where another person fed the cards into the card reader
    • Returning the next day to find out what your first error was
    • Make corrections
    • Submit again
    • Find error
    • Etc., etc., adnauseum.
    I have only heard rumors of that. Death by a thousand paper cuts! I don't think my father even had to suffer through that (though he's older than you, I think he was doing circuit board testing back then). I do remember the first calculator he got. It weighed several pounds, and had an LED display up to 10 digits. It was a thing of wonder, but I thought the slide rule was even more fascinating.
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    I thought you knew the guy who invented the Abacus?


    What presents did you get?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BodwadUK
    I thought you knew the guy who invented the Abacus?


    What presents did you get?
    Gift certificate, a multiple-picture frame (for pictures of my grandson), Cookbook, chocolate and I can't tell you the rest

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    OOOOH I bet you can but the fact is I dont want to know
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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinLiss
    Gift certificate, a multiple-picture frame (for pictures of my grandson), Cookbook, chocolate and I can't tell you the rest
    Be glad the days of "getting-a-tie-on-every-occasion" are over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Be glad the days of "getting-a-tie-on-every-occasion" are over.
    He didn't say he didn't get a tie - he didn't tell us what they did with the tie

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    Sometimes having a wild imagination can be a bad thing...

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    I wonder if he received the whip we sent him
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    I think I will send my gym shoes next time and see how tough your stomach really is
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    Re: MartinLiss

    Quote Originally Posted by MartinLiss
    I can't tell you the rest
    Hope you got some batteries too
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    I was trying to indicate laces
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