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    There are two types of people...

    There are two types of people, those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    Oh, jeez, another one of THEM!

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are at least seven types of people:

    1. Those that hate onions in their food.
    2. Those that love to drink alcohol.
    3. Those that have a mole on their neck.
    4. Those that can't think of more than four obscure generalizations.

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    Only six, three eyes, unless your counting frogmen?
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are three types of people:
    • Males
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are no types of people.

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are two

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are two types

    1. Americans
    2. All the rest of our backward neighbors around the world.

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    VB Code:
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are 10 kinds of people; those who laugh at well known programming jokes and those who don't.
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are 10 types of people- those who understand binary and those who don't

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    Quote Originally Posted by croxley
    There are 10 types of people- those who understand binary and those who don't
    hey, 11110110111 called, it wants its jokes back captain obvious
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are 00101010 types of people in the world, those who have read Hitchhikers and those who have not. Watching the film simply makes you a soulless automaton, no more able to display free will than an Arcturan MegaTangerine.
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand terniary, those that don't and those that get terniary confused with binary

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are A2 types of people in the world, and most of them don't understand hex.
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There is A4 people in this world.....

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There C0FFEE kinds of people in this world and F00D of them don't care about the remaining C00FE1.
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There is DEAD people in the world, and some of them writes DEADC0DE while eating DEADBEEF buying ABBA CDs @ E550, and dream about B00B1E55. They are all called Wossy....

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There is 1 person in this world who doesn't know his nouns from his pronouns, his verbs from his adjectives, his singlulars to his plurals. His name is Note and his English skills are no more l33t the George W Bush's inter parental nuclear balistic negotiation skills.
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    and because of the post above I forsee there will be 1 less person in this world
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    Re: There are two types of people...

    There are 6,446,131,400 people in the world. At least one person is drinking beer right now.

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    Well, have one for each of those people.

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    Re: There are two types of people...

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    There are 6,446,131,400 people in the world. At least one person is drinking beer right now.
    Make that 2
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