Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

  1. #1

    Thread Starter
    Elite Hacker Jacob Roman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Miami Beach, FL
    Posts
    5,349

    Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    Hi, I'm Jacob Roman, and I approve this message:

    wossname over the years has not shown any leadership for the people. He has consistantly lied and managed to get away with it thanks to the liberal media (mods/admin). He is so arrogant, that he claims he is God. Don't waste your vote on a wossy. Don't waste it on a wuss. Vote for Jacob Roman

    Paid for by the DirectX party.

  2. #2
    type Woss is new Grumpy; wossname's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    #!/bin/bash
    Posts
    5,682

    Re: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    Hi, I'm Jacob Roman, and I approve this message:

    wossname over the years has not shown any leadership for the people. He has consistantly lied and managed to get away with it thanks to the liberal media (mods/admin). He is so arrogant, that he claims he is God. Don't waste your vote on a wossy. Don't waste it on a wuss. Vote for Jacob Roman

    Paid for by the DirectX party.
    I'll let the good people of VBF decide. They are our future. I will not stoop so low as to insult the intelligence of the forum members by resorting to petty smear campaigns. PS, just to clarify, I AM God.

    Thank you.
    I don't live here any more.

  3. #3
    VBA Nutter visualAd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Ickenham, UK
    Posts
    4,906

    Re: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    Wossname is God. Over the years he has proved the following qualities:
    • Arrogance which gives a new meaning to the word style.
    • Lack of tolerence to n00bz
    • A fluent l33t sp3/\k3r
    • Regular alcohol consumption

    This speaks for itself. Vote Wossname
    PHP || MySql || Apache || Get Firefox || OpenOffice.org || Click || Slap ILMV || 1337 c0d || GotoMyPc For FREE! Part 1, Part 2

    | PHP Session --> Database Handler * Custom Error Handler * Installing PHP * HTML Form Handler * PHP 5 OOP * Using XML * Ajax * Xslt | VB6 Winsock - HTTP POST / GET * Winsock - HTTP File Upload

    Latest quote: crptcblade - VB6 executables can't be decompiled, only disassembled. And the disassembled code is even less useful than I am.

    Random VisualAd: Blog - Latest Post: When the Internet becomes Electricity!!


    Spread happiness and joy. Rate good posts.

  4. #4

    Thread Starter
    Elite Hacker Jacob Roman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Miami Beach, FL
    Posts
    5,349

    Re: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    I can consume more alcohol than wossy. Matter of fact, I shall challange him in the gauntlet, which is a bar game where you consume 16 - 20 beers in a row without passing out. Vote for me.

  5. #5
    type Woss is new Grumpy; wossname's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    #!/bin/bash
    Posts
    5,682

    Re: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    American beer? Sure I'll give it a go but I'm not sure my stomach can hold 20 half-pint bottles of warm dog urine.
    I don't live here any more.

  6. #6

    Thread Starter
    Elite Hacker Jacob Roman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Miami Beach, FL
    Posts
    5,349

    Re: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    No not american beer. American beer tastes like pee water. Im talking imported. The strong stuff.

  7. #7
    Addicted Member MasterBlaster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    196

    Re: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    No not american beer. American beer tastes like pee water. Im talking imported. The strong stuff.

    I'm disturbed that you can recognize the tase of pee water Do it right, have a Tequilla drinking contest.
    "And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
    Frank Zappa

  8. #8

    Thread Starter
    Elite Hacker Jacob Roman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Miami Beach, FL
    Posts
    5,349

    Re: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    That's what I'm talking about. Hard liquor.

  9. #9
    New Member
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    9

    Re: Political Ad - Paid for by the DirectX Party

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    I can consume more alcohol than wossy. Matter of fact, I shall challange him in the gauntlet, which is a bar game where you consume 16 - 20 beers in a row without passing out. Vote for me.
    You two play alchoholic chess and ill vote for the winner.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  



Click Here to Expand Forum to Full Width