Feet

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How do you get rid of hard skin on the bottom of you feet?

[mendhak]

Shave them off with a razor blade and acid.

[wossname]

Immerse your head in a tank of piranas. It won't solve your foot problem but it will take your mind off it.

[NotLKH]

Shave them off with a razor blade and acid.

And then, Sandpaper™ ???

[NoteMe]

Since I have been a foot soldier...I am an expert on hard skin......buy a hard ehhh...not sure what it is called...looks like sand paper...girls are using a type of it for their finger nails..and so on...you buy it at the pharmacy.

Then use it on the hard skin. But don't take it all away the first time. It takes time to get it away. Just gently rub it on the hard skin. Then also buy a REALLY fat mosteriser (SP?) at the pharmacy, and apply it afterwards. Don't use it between your toes. Only on the hard skin. It is ofthen good to do this after a shower. Not before. Then keep on doing this a few days untill it is gone. The imortent thing is to not take away too much. Then it will be worse then having the hard skin.


In the army the officers checked our feet every night. It was called "Sibir". And I never had hard skin. They said that I had baby skin on my feet.....I have had softer skin on my feet then most of my GF even.....so trust me...


Sincerly the gay homosexual feet guy.
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[wossname]

I have had softer skin on my feet then most of my GF even...

Possibly the most comprehensive survey of women in the Northern Hemisphere ever conducted. Since note's bedded at least 90% of the women this side of the equator.

[NoteMe]

Hahahahahaha....well I have never slept with a british girl though. But I have snoggled and checked some of their feets..

[wossname]

Snoggled?

[mendhak]

It's a british word. Ignore it.

[NoteMe]

Nope...we developed it here at CERN. It will be a paper on it out soon...

[mendhak]

It will be a paper on it out soon...

I didn't know alphabets could collapse in on themselves.

[NoteMe]

Well, we invented that too...but that is top secret so I am not allowed to talk about it...

[thegreatone]

Snoggled... should be snogged...

Snogged - To have kissed someone passionately for a degree of time.

There ya go.

[wossname]

Snoggled... should be snogged...

Snogged - To have kissed someone passionately for a degree of time.

There ya go.

ie. me and DW the other day.

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ie. me and NoteMe the other day.

[timeshifter]

I'm guessing DWMMXXVI by now?

[dogfish227]

I think the best way would be just to not walk anymore

[Pc_Madness]

I'm guessing DWMMXXVI by now?

Yes, I most protest at this poorly declared Dream Woman! How are we supposed to figure out which one hes talking about?

[BodwadUK]

My solution is to put socks on and ignore my hard skin problem

[wossname]

Yes, I most protest at this poorly declared Dream Woman! How are we supposed to figure out which one hes talking about?

Oh good grief, its quite simple.

DW == Dream Woman: The original and best. (as a 6 month fling with, mostly sex)

PDWII == (Potential DW 2) Hottest woman ever. Has perfect body, is intelligent, but slightly shallow, smokes and is prone to backstabbing my mates. Rapidly going off this one.

HSFG == Hot Sexy Farm Girl. Regularly seen down in the cornfields lugging hay bales into the back of a clapped out Discovery (With power take-off, nice). Wears tight black jodpurs and Ray-Bans. V sexy.

DWIV == Rachel Stevens *DROOOOL* Unobtainable. Can't sing worth a damn.

[Pc_Madness]

So it was the original DreamWoman then? :s You must have clubbed that woman good, Joe will be proud.

[BodwadUK]

So please enlighten me as to why you were snogging an ex

[wossname]

So please enlighten me as to why you were snogging an ex

Once you woss, you just can't stop.

[NoteMe]

Once you woss, you just can't stop.

I had to be treated in a mental hospital after you poped the first time. I still don't dare to go out in sunlight though..

[BodwadUK]

Is this some weird joke I have yet to discover or are you being sick?

[croxley]

I've got a foot scraper thingy like a very small cheese grater on a handle like a hairbrush. I think it's Dr Scholl's.

We demand pix of farm-girl in jods.

And Rachel can sing.

[timeshifter]

I'm gonna guess a combination of both....

Elect me for ECCC Leader, while you're at it...

[NoteMe]

I've got a foot scraper thingy like a very small cheese grater on a handle like a hairbrush. I think it's Dr Scholl's.

We demand pix of farm-girl in jods.

And Rachel can sing.

Yeah, thats the best brand for stuff like that. In Norway you buy that at the pharmacy.


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