[Poll] The Ultimate Exclusive Chit Chatters Club Election

[Jacob Roman]

This is it! Election Day is finally here! The nominees have been chosen. Now this is everyones opportunity to vote for a new leader for The Exclusive Chit Chatters Club. Good luck, and don't forget to vote! The polls will close in 14 days.

If I'm elected leader of the ECCC...

• I will start appointing certain people to certain classes of power to any of those who are worthy of the job.
  
• Every Friday, we will pull a prank on any random moderator/administrator with me in charge on who's gonna get it. I will PM all members the name of the victim. Pushing the absolute limits without getting banned (but pretty close to getting banned) can get you good positions on ECCC.
  
• Bawls for everyone!!!
  
• Free Rep points to all members of the ECCC
  
• A new and improved ECCC 3D logo with rotation animation (under construction right now)
  
• Possible animated spinning 3D cube of your avatar to all members to whoever wants one.
  
• Hold special days to where we can all get drunk and help people out on VBForums. That oughta be interesting.
  
• Hold special days to where we can use our alter egos to pretend we are noobies and ask stupid questions.
  
• Rep points to any non member of the ECCC who has voted for me
  

Note: Wiggles will not count in this election so don't waste your votes.

[mendhak]

If I am elected, I promise
* Tax Cuts
* Spankings
* New Wallets
* Dynamic Infomediary Web Portals
* *

[Jacob Roman]

If you can get elected. You aren't even in the polls. Might as well start one of your own.

[mendhak]

I don't need to.

[Jacob Roman]

Then you got my vote Mendhak

[|2eM!x]

i got ya jacob

[Jacob Roman]

Won't be long now.

[ajames]

Now give me rep points Jacob

[Xcoder]

Vote for me, Im the cute one.

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• Free Rep points to all members of the ECCC
  
• Rep points to any non member of the ECCC who has voted for me

I don't want to spoil the fun; but the reputation system cannot be used for this and any points gained in this fashion are likely to get removed.

[Xcoder]

I will declare the mullet as the mandatory ECCC haircut.

[MartinLiss]

Every Friday, we will pull a prank on any random moderator/administrator with me in charge on who's gonna get it. I will PM all members the name of the victim. Pushing the absolute limits without getting banned (but pretty close to getting banned) can get you good positions on ECCC.

I like pranks so how about this one? For very prank pulled by one of the members of your club I will ban you for a week.

[timeshifter]

If I'm elected, I promise free rep points for all ECCC members (sorry for stealin the idea, JR), and I won't limit our pranks to just Fridays. I'll say you can pull a prank anytime you darn well please. I'll help wossy find PDWIII, I'll help mendhak clean his third eye, and I promise that the chit chat forums will never be boring again!



P.S. Only if you vote for me.

[Pino]

Keep this in order jacob no free rep points and as martin said pranks are not a good idea

Pino

[Wokawidget]

Surely the "Exclusive Chit Chatters Club" should be renamed "Exclusive 'I Need To Get Out More' Club"...Just a thought. Maybe you could add that to your manifesto that you will change the name

However, I am intregued at what pranks could be played on someone since they live thousands of miles away and are merely represented by some virtual pixels on your screen.

As far as you're concerned I may not even exist

Woka the bot

[Xcoder]

Surely the "Exclusive Chit Chatters Club" should be renamed "Exclusive 'I Need To Get Out More' Club"...Just a thought. Maybe you could add that to your manifesto that you will change the name

However, I am intregued at what pranks could be played on someone since they live thousands of miles away and are merely represented by some virtual pixels on your screen.

As far as you're concerned I may not even exist

Woka the bot

You definetely have no imagination, you can really cause a stirr with NIMDA embedded in some innocent file

[Wokawidget]

You definetely have no imagination, you can really cause a stirr with NIMDA embedded in some innocent file

I don't understand



But surely that would involve the victim of the prank to run the file...??? Like an admin would do that

Woof

[Jacob Roman]

I like pranks so how about this one? For very prank pulled by one of the members of your club I will ban you for a week.

If I am elected, I promise to ban MartinLiss for a long long time.

[Jacob Roman]

Whoh it looks like wossy and I are neck in neck. 4 - 4

[mar_zim]

I like pranks so how about this one? For very prank pulled by one of the members of your club I will ban you for a week.

wahahaha...

this is good. now ban jacob for the rest of his life.

[Jacob Roman]

Wonder what we would have to do around here to break ties. Flipping a coin?

[dglienna]

Eliminate the tie, make #3 the ruler

[mar_zim]

if wossy vote for his self surely the ties break.

[Jacob Roman]

Where is wossy? It's been awhile since I last saw him.

[dglienna]

Plenty of time for more votes...

[alacritous]

You forgot me... lol

By the way... a couple reasons why I should be elected: (Note that I can't do the special bullets Jacob does)

• I havn't been here for a while
  
• I'm the best, and we all know it
  
• I'm amazing, and we all know it
  
• I'm a good candidate
  
• I use cool sentences like "I've a computer" instead of "I have a computer"
  
• I'm a member of the 1337 Alpha 814723 Member Squad Programming League.... no, not really

Anything else you want me to mention? Remember, vote for me. I only do good.

[BodwadUK]

I promise to ban Jacob from the EEC therfore protecting the way of VBF.


We shall also have a welly wanging contest once a week where the winner gets a kiss from an admin

Now moderators bump up my vote so I win

[dglienna]

It's a 3 way tie, so the #4 person may still win

[wossname]

Vote for me.

You will each get a goody-bag containing the following:

* Angel's tears
* Salamander lymph
* left-handed waves
* hopes and dreams
* Map of the London Underground Transit System
* A balloon (assorted colors)
* Thin slice of cold, damp Victoria Sponge (with at least 1 Smartie on top GUARANTEED!)
* Good intentions

Plus 50 free concubines for all.

[mar_zim]

i will vote for you wossy if you gave me back my soul.

[BodwadUK]

He cant do that its on loan to me

[wossname]

True, I'm running "Soul M8" an SMS-based supernatural escort service catering for the needs of desperate programmers.

[BodwadUK]

Hmmm interesting......wait sounds like a bit of a con to me. If you take my soul how do I know you have matched it up with someone?

[Xcoder]

I don't understand



But surely that would involve the victim of the prank to run the file...??? Like an admin would do that

Woof

like they are geniuses or something pffff

[timeshifter]

I got two votes... I'm officially happy now.


Can I get 5? Just for kicks?



Wouldn't it be the biggest upset if I got elected?


It'd be quite funny.


Maybe even beneficial to some people's reputations... (wink wink)

[Jacob Roman]

Man wossy is kicking in this election. Looks like Bodwads catching up.

[Xcoder]

Hey people, I have only 1, let me catch up with timeshifter, vote!

[Jacob Roman]

Vote for me and I will be your very own personal Jesus Christ when it comes to coding. I promise.

[BodwadUK]

I find that religiously offensive. BURN HIM AT THE STAKE

[Jacob Roman]

Ok, well vote for me, and I will clean your house, moe your lawn, do your taxes, pay your rent, do your dirty work at your job, and be your slave for a long time.