If you looked at my promises, how can you not wanna do anything?!! I'm talking pulling pranks on administrators and moderators on certain days. I'm talking about handing out some free rep points. I'm talking about getting drunk while helping people out on VBForums. This is gonna get interesting.

And no, Santa Clause you cannot be in because 1) You are not a member of the ECCC, and 2) Only do stuff once a year, and 3) You doesn't exist to begin with. Oh and don't forget 4) Not fit enough to be a leader.

And no, that guy looks weirder than visualAd.