Are their any chic programmers out there.

**supermova** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 04:32 PM

I was just wondering if there are any programmers that are female. I know they exsist. however the only one i know is an ugly slut "wink".

**Benjamin** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 04:45 PM

Katie(barrk) is a female... and a programmer...

**barrk** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 04:54 PM

I don't think anyone has called me ugly before....at least not to my face!

**parksie** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 07:02 PM

Well if in the slightest possibility you were, they'd all be too scared that you'd slice them with your K-Barr

**Benjamin** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 07:21 PM

hey.. how do you like my new signature?

**kedaman** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 07:25 PM

Hey Benji, did you ask parksie for permission?!?

**Benjamin** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 07:26 PM

no... that would defeat the whole purpose of the words in the sig..

**kedaman** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 07:26 PM

Merry cristmas katie and parksie

**kedaman** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 07:27 PM

Ok, now i noticed you didn't use the cool thing he gave me, since theres no such ugly font hehe

**parksie** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 07:32 PM

And merry christmas to you: Kedaman, Dennis, supernova (don't know you, but merry christmas anyway!!!)

Shall we let Dennis in on the secret?

**Benjamin** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 08:14 PM

what secret?
the "fonts" in the signatures are completely different...

Merry Christmas, BTW

**parksie** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 08:30 PM

Hehehe. The fonts are different for a reason - but we didn't write ours by hand...

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**Benjamin** · Dec 22nd, 2000, 08:39 PM

cool... can you send me the program?

**kedaman** · Jan 2nd, 2001, 03:51 PM

well Benji, did you get it or did you write that C++ by yourself?

**parksie** · Jan 2nd, 2001, 03:53 PM

I told him where to get it

**wey97** · Jan 2nd, 2001, 04:18 PM

Better yet, are there any HOT chick programmers
(over 18 of course) that would like to have a little one-on-one
session?

Jan 2nd, 2001, 08:49 PM

Hmmmm....I'm a chic programmer but not a chick programmer.

Actually disregard the first part thongs, broad shorts, and a tshirt with "I Love the Pub" on it probably is not very chic. Damn, should have worn my "Apple Technical Support" tshirt in today as well as my going to church pair of thongs.

**HarryW** · Jan 3rd, 2001, 04:07 PM

You have to wear two thongs Jethro? Well, you must be very popular with the ladies *Wink*

**parksie** · Jan 3rd, 2001, 04:09 PM

Change one letter and it gets very interesting

Jan 3rd, 2001, 04:27 PM

thongs = sandals. You know the leather things you wear on your feet.

GString = what HarryW was thinking about.

And tommorrow we will discuss the meaning of noah for the unenlightened.

**Kzin** · Jan 3rd, 2001, 04:36 PM

Strangely enough - yes. But I'd keep quite about the VB . . .

**barrk** · Jan 3rd, 2001, 06:26 PM

Hey Jethro...did you say you wear a g-string and thongs to church???? Can you post pictures????

**Wonder Woman** · Jan 3rd, 2001, 06:57 PM

I am a chic programmer too Jethro.

**barrk** · Jan 4th, 2001, 10:33 AM

Grrrrrrrr....please don't call me bark.

BTW...
I love your signature Jethro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**smh** · Jan 4th, 2001, 11:21 AM

There isn't that many women in here is there? Does anyone know what the ratio of male programmers to female programmers there are? I know we are the minority, but by how much?

**parksie** · Jan 4th, 2001, 01:10 PM

Interesting question

Back soon...setting up a poll

**parksie** · Jan 4th, 2001, 01:15 PM

Done: http://www.parksie.uklinux.net

**barrk** · Jan 4th, 2001, 01:17 PM

50-50 so far.....not too many votes though (only us!)

**smh** · Jan 4th, 2001, 01:20 PM

Now the women are ahead!

Don't expect that to last long though...

Jan 4th, 2001, 04:18 PM

It didn't.....

Katie sorry SORRY sorry sorry sorry sorry

Ok that about covers it.

Though the Poll should have been something like

How many members are

1. Seppos

2. Poms

3. Well adjusted educated people

**barrk** · Jan 4th, 2001, 04:21 PM

Geesh! That was quite an apology!!! What's the matter Jethro..no Aussie option....weren't you interested in including your own countrymen in the poll?

Jan 4th, 2001, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Geesh! That was quite an apology!!! What's the matter Jethro..no Aussie option....weren't you interested in including your own countrymen in the poll?

Your right.

New option

4. God like creatures called Aussies.

Will also allow my countrywomen to be involved. Not that too many of them seem to hang out here.

Gotta log...trying to work out why national contract prices aren't appearing in our Product Enquiry screen....ah...the fun just never stops in the programming game.

**barrk** · Jan 4th, 2001, 04:31 PM

That's very magnanimous of you!

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Wey97 someone who spelt it right.

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