TheSpark

Found this cool website: http://www.thespark.com
Can you guys go there, scroll to the bottom and you'll see a few tests. Take the tests and let me know your results . If you don't want to share, than don't. I'm just curious .

[parksie]

I got 102 for the IQ test

[Benjamin]

62% on the bastard test


but I got to 1300 questions on the IQ test, and said **** it... too much trouble... so i quit

[parksie]

Oh dear. Poor Benji didn't get the point of the test. The IQ test is how many questions you do before you realise that they're never-ending. The less you answer the higher your score

my questions didn't start repeating until 300!!!!

maybe they did... but I am kinda tired... and I didn't notice it...

23% on the Ass test

[Iain17]

lol, i though something was up when i saw the same question appearing, s i just clicked next page till i gto to 20 pages and got bored.

[JPRoy392]

I took the bastard test. I am 46% Bastard.

[Arbiter]

Well, I'm 67% Bastard.

And the worrying thing is, one of my (few) good traits is that I NEVER tell a lie.

If I did tell lies, and still answered the questionnaire honestly (if you see what I mean), I shudder to think what the figure would be.

That's upset me a little.

[marnitzg]

Death test

June 13, 2052
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

20% Cancer???
Only 5% alcoholism. (Man these people suck)

[marnitzg]

Hmm. Only 49% bastard. I must be slacking!

[HaxSoft]

They told me I am playboy, but what the #@£$!§ do they know, hahahaa?

92% testosterone (which is OK for a man)

[parksie]

I managed to get a score of 89% bastard

Although I was trying!

[Wynd]

Death test: April 25, 2058 at the age of 72 years old. Heh. I was expecting it to be less than that.

Greedy Animal! You are...
45% greedy!

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 198 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

I'm 45% greedy .

Can someone beat me to that?

11% on the Ass quiz .

[PJB]

got an 83% on the bastard test, i was hoping to do better
66% on the Ass quiz
and we won't discuss the Death one...

[Edited by PJB on 12-24-2000 at 12:35 AM]

[marnitzg]

59% Greedy!

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 149 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

91% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 37 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

[parksie]

August 21, 2058 at the age of 75 years old.

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (9%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

I'm intrigued as to how that last one works...

[PJB]

i'd settle on dying tomorrow if i could figure out how the last one works...

[Benjamin]

hehehehehehe..

[HarryW]

Some comedian on TV said this the other day:

Written on the back of a packet of raisins - "For an interesting change, try tossing over a salad"

[parksie]

Ewww...I'll pass on the salad, I think

[Benjamin]

I have a 10% chance of dying from auto felatio

hehehe..