Horrible, just horrible

[alkatran]

Urgh, rewriting someone else's code is hell.

I'm currently rewriting the stuff somone half-spanish wrote...

At work the other day I took a coworker's 3 page subroutine and reduced it to ONE LINE (+ 2 functions totaling about 30 lines, since the same basic sub was used 5 times). COME ON!!!
VENTVENT

[Jacob Roman]

Don't you just hate it when someone elses code is not only foreign, but very badly written as well as disorganized?

[mendhak]

Don't you just hate it when someone elses code is not only foreign, but very badly written as well as disorganized?

Is this your idea of situational comedy? I don't see a punchline.

[mendhak]

Situational Comedy:

Hey, don't you just hate it when you're in bed with three women... and the least attractive one says, "Save it for me!"

[NoteMe]

Situational Comedy:

Bhahahhahahaahahahahhahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha....I have nooooo words...hahahhahahahaha....

[nebulom]

: ehehehe :

[BodwadUK]

I work on projects that where written when my boss was still new to programming. Because he didnt know about things like types he used arrays which means we dont ever know what Maindatabase(1,5) is supposed to bring back without debugging it first. It also contains loads of code that is repeated and function are very very long

[wossname]

Don't you just hate it when you have to use VB6? Lololol Rofl

I f***ing despise it.

[BodwadUK]

vb.net is just merging with c++

Whats the point

[mendhak]

Don't you just hate it when VB.NET merges with C++ and a mongrel that smells intensely of decaying urine points that out to you?

[Valleysboy1978]

Could have been worse, could have been a mutated frog with three eyes

[BodwadUK]

Yeah I know that really annoys me!!!!

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HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

FAT FROG

[alkatran]

Don't you just hate it when someone elses code is not only foreign, but very badly written as well as disorganized?

No kidding. I always love when you have something like this:

Select case
case 1
...
x = 2
case 2
...
x = 3
etc...
end select

JUST TYPE X = X + 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mendhak]

FAT FROG

For the record, I am not really fat. I am actually very thin, but I prefer the term "healthy". It's due to my high metabolism, which has been linked to my excessive smoking.

I'm going to die.

[mar_zim]

For the record, I am not really fat. I am actually very thin, but I prefer the term "healthy". It's due to my high metabolism, which has been linked to my excessive smoking.

I'm going to die.

sign a contract that your going to donate your eyes to the sightless people.


if its ok for you i will mummify your body.

[mendhak]

Donation and charity are fads. They too, shall pass...

[dglienna]

just fallacy. nobody ain't never gave me nothin' and that's the way i like it