PICK-UP LINES

PICK-UP LINES

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

2. Can I borrow a quarter ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams I want to call your mom and thank her.

3. Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Yes.")

4. Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.

5. Would you be my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

8. You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.

9. That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.

10. My name's [state your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

11. My name's [state your name], but you can call me "Lover."

12. Nice shoes. Wanna F***??

13. What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a F***?? ["No."] You don't like pizza?? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Okay.")

14. Can I flirt with you??

15. Your dad must've been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.

16. (Look at his/her shirt tag. When they say, "What are you doing?") Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

17. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

18. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you
hold it against me??

19. Tell me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

20. (Grab his/her ass.) Pardon me, is this seat taken??

21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

22. Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart.

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

24. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.

25. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

27. How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.

28. [Tap your thigh.] You just think this is my leg.

29. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

30. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

31. I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away.

32. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

33. My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.






[Edited by Matthew Gates on 12-21-2000 at 04:04 PM]

[barrk]

My son came up with this one...

You're prettier than a beer truck in my driveway....

hasn't had much success but gets a good laugh from his friends.

[marnitzg]

If your right leg is Easter and your left leg is Christmas, could I spend some time with you between the holidays?

Mathew those lines are as old as the hills. Must girls would see them lumbering over the horizon.

Ok we have some classics in oz...hmmm....will probably support pommie views this country.

The classic

"Show us your tits" <- the lads never work out that this doesn't work.

The ocker

"How about a root"

The Urban Chardonney drinking smoothy

"I make a great breakfast"

10 things Aussie men know about women

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10. They have breasts.

[parksie]

Who care's if they're old?

I tried an oldie once and she just thought it was cute. Maybe it was the cheesy smile

[Iain17]

Or how about.

Whats the difference between a Big Mac and a Blowjob? Come to macdonalds and ill show you.

I've been staring at you for 1/2 an hour. What a craking pair of tits.

[HarryW]

Art at its finest

[HaxSoft]

DO NOT -- I repeat DO NOT use this one unless you really know the other person very well:

Unload Me

Although, it could lead to some interesting situations, especially in elevators with strangers.

Addition: "Aerosmith comes to mind"

[parksie]

Love in an elevator, huh.

For some bizarre reason I like that line...

[PJB]

Hey! Nice cleavage...

got slapped when i said it but she somehow found my number and called me the next day, go figure

[Guv]

For several decades the following woked most of the time for me.[quote]Hello, my name is .... and I would like to talk to you.[/code]It is not brilliant, not even clever. Since it worked most of the time for many years, I do not remember the lines I tried before coming up with it.

[smh]

A couple weekends ago, a bunch of friends, my finance, and I all went to a bar downtown. I got up from our table to use the restroom which is at the end of a hallway. These idiot guys are standing in this hallway to the women's restrooms trying to pick up women.(NOTE: the men's restroom has a hallway on the oposite side of the room) WHile I am walking by, one says "Hey Baby". (I am quietly laughing to myself thinking that they don't realize how stupid they look.) When I come back out of the restroom, this guy says "Hey Baby" AGAIN! So, as the bluntly honest person I am when I've had a few to drink, I explained a few things to them.

1. I am NOT a baby.
2. They really need to think of a better pick-up line.
3. It not a good thing to hit on married or engaged women.
4. Men look like idiots when they stand in the hallway to the women's restroom.
5. When men do stand there, it announces to the whole bar that "I have no clue on how to pick up a woman." or "I am so desperate for a woman that I will try to catch a peek into the women's bathroom."

Do you think I was too harsh?

Well, anyway, DO NOT use that pick-up line. It obviously doesn't work.

[parksie]

Do you think I was too harsh?

Nope.

As for number 4...too true...

[[Digital-X-Treme]]

This is a good one:

Get your coat love, you've pulled...

Laterz

[HarryW]

Or:

Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten

[smh]

That has got to be the strangest line I have ever heard. It could be absolutly useless though, if they don't know what a spanner is.

[HarryW]

Oh, yeah, that's wrenches to you American folks

[parksie]

For that sort of thing...see the Grolsch advert

[[Digital-X-Treme]]

Hehe, Parksie, do you mean the 'Blue Movie' one? That is so funny

Laterz

[parksie]

I do indeed.

Where is this man's moustache? And why is he actually fixing the fridge?