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  1. Jan 17th, 2005, 06:03 PM #1
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    Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    Someone just passed this onto me

    Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud):

    1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

    4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum ***

    5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

    6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

    7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    8) I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat

    9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

    10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

    13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

    14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

    15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

    16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    LOL!
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

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  4. Jan 17th, 2005, 07:06 PM #4
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    Fa Kin Su Pah


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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    I have a chinese wife.

    Luv it !!

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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    I know some Cantonese, does that count?
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  8. Jan 17th, 2005, 07:33 PM #7
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    I'm trying to get with a chinese lass, does that count .
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  9. Jan 17th, 2005, 07:40 PM #8
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    Only if you post a picture of her...
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    Quote Originally Posted by NoteMe
    Fa Kin Su Pah


    To you that was spelled correctly - right?
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  12. Jan 17th, 2005, 07:55 PM #10
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    Actualy it is easier for me to read this then English.......because now it is spelled the way I pronounce the sounds in Norwegian...
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    Quote Originally Posted by NoteMe
    Only if you post a picture of her...
    Give me time and maybe.
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  14. Jan 17th, 2005, 09:00 PM #12
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    No maybe....VisualAd and Manavo makes it every time....you can't be worse then them can you....if so, then you have to go back and train with your chicken again...for a MONTH...
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    tsk. tsk. tsk.
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

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    No maybe....VisualAd and Manavo makes it every time....you can't be worse then them can you....if so, then you have to go back and train with your chicken again...for a MONTH...
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Electroman
    7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
    Yu tu fuh Ni, Hee Man
    I don't live here any more.
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  19. Jan 18th, 2005, 10:45 AM #17
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

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    What ARE you on about?

    You two are always giving me pictures...thats what I am on about....
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  20. Jan 18th, 2005, 12:17 PM #18
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    Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

    On a more serious point, want to learn some insults and vulgarity in Mandarin?

    http://www.fireflyfans.net/reference.asp?r=831

    Translations of Mandarin phrases used in the Firefly TV show.

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