How are you like when....

[Xcoder]

Youre drunk?

- I tend to speak very softly but my friends say everyone in a 5 meter radio can hear what I say.
- I can manage to unzip my pants (and keep drinking) on my way to pee, about 3 or 4 meters before I get to the WC door. Thus, giving everyone sneak peek of whats coming
- I talk a lot to people I really dont talk with that much, or not at all, suddenly they are fine mates! and keep questioning myself, why cant we all attend parties every friday night?...... until the next day when I remember the reason why I dont talk to them *sigh*
- Buying complete strangers drinks is an acceptable idea, like im on a mission of spending the most money in the shortest time
- I tend to think, why I dont do this everyday?... until of course the morning comes and that terrible hangover takes possesion of my head and body.
- Everyone deserves a smile , even the police officer checking my breath.
- And finally, I talk about old ex-gfs and why they sucked only to end up saying how wonderful women are

[crptcblade]

The last time I was ****faced drunk, I think I molested my landlord. A bit awkward, but I didn't get a rent bill that month.

[NoteMe]

• I tendt to get horny. And if there is no girls around I turn gay.
• I dance more then usual (witch is all ready a lot)
• I often leave $20 on the desk before I leave the next day.

[mar_zim]

Youre drunk?

- I tend to speak very softly but my friends say everyone in a 5 meter radio can hear what I say.
- I can manage to unzip my pants (and keep drinking) on my way to pee, about 3 or 4 meters before I get to the WC door. Thus, giving everyone sneak peek of whats coming
- I talk a lot to people I really dont talk with that much, or not at all, suddenly they are fine mates! and keep questioning myself, why cant we all attend parties every friday night?...... until the next day when I remember the reason why I dont talk to them *sigh*
- Buying complete strangers drinks is an acceptable idea, like im on a mission of spending the most money in the shortest time
- I tend to think, why I dont do this everyday?... until of course the morning comes and that terrible hangover takes possesion of my head and body.
- Everyone deserves a smile , even the police officer checking my breath.
- And finally, I talk about old ex-gfs and why they sucked only to end up saying how wonderful women are

it shows your true identity.

[mendhak]

I start teaching my non-geek friends cosmology and/or programming.

[mar_zim]

Me recalling some sad memories..

and it makes me cry

[manavo11]

I tend to fall asleep fast... Until that happens though, I can't remember anything I have said

[NoteMe]

I start teaching my non-geek friends cosmology and/or programming.

You sound like a nice friend to have...a real party pooper..

[mendhak]

And it's a wonder... when I start, someone suddenly remembers that they need to go home.

[dglienna]

People have told me that I had a good time.

[mar_zim]

And it's a wonder... when I start, someone suddenly remembers that they need to go home.

it implies they dont like to listen.

[BodwadUK]

Get silly
Tired
language can get bad
talk more (probably too much)

[wossname]

I start teaching my non-geek friends cosmology and/or programming.

I started telling a lass about Large Pulsars and Black Holes (I was actually thinking about space and stuff) but she gave me a ringing slap in the face. I only realised why when I sobered up next morning. Oh how embarrasing.

[BodwadUK]

[Merri]

I don't know.

I've never been drunk.

Should I be?

I'm targetting never to be drunk.

Beers taste bad.

Wines taste bad.

I don't need to be drunk to be weird or out of place.

[visualAd]

I eat my finger nails and spit them at people I don't like.

[BodwadUK]

and when your drunk visual???

[Xcoder]

I don't know.

I've never been drunk.

Should I be?

I'm targetting never to be drunk.

Beers taste bad.

Wines taste bad.

I don't need to be drunk to be weird or out of place.

You can always inject brandy to your bloodstream

[BodwadUK]

And die

[NoteMe]

And it's a wonder... when I start, someone suddenly remembers that they need to go home.

ANd blocks your phone number and MSN handle?

[NoteMe]

I started telling a lass about Large Pulsars and Black Holes (I was actually thinking about space and stuff) but she gave me a ringing slap in the face. I only realised why when I sobered up next morning. Oh how embarrasing.

Bhahhahaa...sounds like something I cuold do....way to go....

[Shaggy Hiker]

I don't know.

I've never been drunk.

Should I be?

I'm targetting never to be drunk.

Beers taste bad.

Wines taste bad.

I don't need to be drunk to be weird or out of place.

That's me, too.

Tried some guiness....it made me laugh. Boy did I recognize that taste. It was exactly the taste of some nasty concoction I made up to load up on calories during a multi-month hike. Actually, it weren't the taste of it going down, but as it was exactly the taste of it bubbling up as it were.

[Xcoder]

Among the things you gotta do before you die should be getting drunk and contribute to Sandpaper (tm).

[wossname]

Among the things you gotta do before you die should be getting drunk and contribute to Sandpaper (tm).

Good call.

[Valleysboy1978]

Depends what I'm drinking. If it's normal lagers like Stella Artois then I usually just talk absolute crap, dance too much and drool over breasts too much.
If it's the turbo shandies then from 10pm onwards it's a blank.

The fun part in the morning is ringing up the friends to try and piece together what we actually did the night before

[Xcoder]

Depends what I'm drinking. If it's normal lagers like Stella Artois then I usually just talk absolute crap, dance too much and drool over breasts too much.
If it's the turbo shandies then from 10pm onwards it's a blank.

The fun part in the morning is ringing up the friends to try and piece together what we actually did the night before

That also happens to me sometimes, but beer is the king of the county on weekends, wine and liquor are for a more festive occasion like birthdays or mothers day.

[BodwadUK]

Cider Cider Cider Cider Cider Cider Cider Andrea Cider Cider Cider Cider Cider

[Valleysboy1978]

Cider!?!
Good god no! That is the drink of someone who can't handle anything else!
Come on Bodwad, be a man and start drinking the REAL stuff dude!!

[BodwadUK]

Its stronger than those weak bears most people buy

[Valleysboy1978]

Correct me if I'm wrong but strongbow is 4.5%
Stella is stronger.

Besides, it is not about the alcohol content because different types of alcohol have different reaction times in your body.
I tell you what Bodwad, try a Turbo Shandy and see if you think that is better/worse than a cider

[Valleysboy1978]

Its stronger than those weak bears most people buy

Bears!?!
Would that be the grizzly or polar bear?

[ayan]

Bears!?!
Would that be the grizzly or polar bear?

:lol:

When I get drunk, I talk too much.

[NoteMe]

:lol:

When I get drunk, I talk too much.

So you are drunk right now?

[ayan]

Not now. But later.

[BodwadUK]

It would put hairs on your chest if you tried to drink a bear


Cider is known to be stronger especially scrumpy

[NoteMe]

Not now. But later.

[the little guy from Jerry McGuire (SP?)] You talk too much[/The little guy from Jerry McGuire]

[ayan]

Flat Eric says, hey boss [NoteMe], don't be rude now. That ayan guy is dead.

[NoteMe]

Dead....no way....If you looked in the Flat Eric thread it is Flat Eric that got mumified...

[x-ice]

well i:

- Swear alot
- Shout instead of talking to people
- Repeatedly tell people i am drunk
- Talk to people i don't know
- Sometimes make sexual propositions to girls (more than one at a time most of the time)
- Get Sleepy
- Talk to myself
- Get bored ALOT faster than usual
- Walk in a straight line as usual
- Go to the toilet only to realise i dont need to

[wossname]

well i:

- Go to the toilet only to realise i dont need to

You can't be drunk enough then.

Worst thing is when you end up in toilet-synchronisation with some massive greasy Hell's Angel or something. Then you try to break it by waiting a minute or two then go to the bog only to find he's done the same thing! I usually end up going to another pub when that happens.