Is life really this boring!!

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I woke up this morning feeling depressed and I did the following:

1. Made a cup of tea.
2. Ate two shortbread buiscuits.
3. Had a shower.
4. Went to the doctors to have blood extracted.
5. Came home.
6. Checked my email.
7. Wrote an email.
8. Done some assignment work.
9. Ate a bowel of porrige.
10. Did some more assignment work.
11. Posted some pointless posts on VBF.
12. Did some more assignmetn work.
13. Went to the dentist to have some teeth filled.
14. Came home and undone all the dentist work by eating a large bar of chocolate and a pack of fruit gums.
15. Went on line and wrote this.

And do you know what? I still feel depressed

[wossname]

Mmmmm, shortbread mmmmmmm.

You think you are depressed? I havent had any sex for 3 weeks!

[Valleysboy1978]

I don't know what scares me more. That I haven't had sex for over 7 months or that it doesn't bother me
Ah well.

[SteveCRM]

you've gone into shock my friend

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I don't know what scares me more. That I haven't had sex for over 7 months or that it doesn't bother me
Ah well.

I haven't had sex in 3 years. And have turned it down on several occasions during this time when I was offered it on a plate

[NoteMe]

I haven't had sex in 3 years. And have turned it down on several occasions during this time when I was offered it on a plate

Well, then it is your fault that you are bored...

[NoteMe]

Mmmmm, shortbread mmmmmmm.

You think you are depressed? I havent had any sex for 3 weeks!

Me neither......did we have sex the same day? Where you the girl that I left the $20 for?...

[SteveCRM]

I haven't had sex in 3 years. And have turned it down on several occasions during this time when I was offered it on a plate

the other guys in shock, you're just wierd

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the other guys in shock, you're just wierd

Whats wierd about wanting to find someone special, to want to fall in love first?

[alkatran]

I'm going on two days now. I think I went three, once.

[timeshifter]

17.4328767123 years w/o sex... It doesn't bother me in the least. Oh, wait... that's my age... lol...

[wossname]

It doesn't bother me

You are a terrible liar.

Anyway...

A new guy started at work a few months ago. He's a devout Christian and firmly believes that sex should only be permitted after marriage.

Fair enough, each to his own.......














...Poor b@stard is 33 years old and single. Keep praying dude.

And I'm depressed after 3 weeks! Yikes.

[timeshifter]

How do you know I'm lying?

[SteveCRM]

its in your little pikachu eyes

[visualAd]

I'm now contemplating making some welsh rarebit - how boring can it get ??

[Foxer]

Well, then it is your fault that you are bored...

Amen to that!!!

[NoteMe]

Amen to that!!!

Well actualy I have no problem understanding him. I was like that when I was 14 too....untill I met this chick with realy big boobs....that did it for me back then......now things are different. Now its their "tale feathers" and not boobs that counts anymore...

[Foxer]

Well actualy I have no problem understanding him. I was like that when I was 14 too....untill I met this chick with realy big boobs....that did it for me back then......now things are different. Now its their "tale feathers" and not boobs that counts anymore...

If you're chasing chicks with feathers then you need to get out of the hen house!!!!

Oh :-

tail <> tale.

tail = that thing you like to grab at a nightclub.
tale = just about any post Wossname makes (ie a story, often false).

Pronounced the same.

Dictionary

[NoteMe]

Hehehehhehe....I can't belive I wrote that... I discussed both with VisualAD and Woka what the "tail" of a bird was called in English. We have a word for it in Norwegian. But certanly not in English. The closest I found was. RUMP, but that is a bit up on their back...


Well I am no were close the hen house, it's more like the "escape from the hen farm"....

[visualAd]

They are called rectrices and they stabalize flight, much like a rudder does on an aircraft.

[NoteMe]

Yeah, as Woka finaly said to, that is the main feather. Well, your language has a lot of twisted words, and lacks the most importent once, like the "tail" of a hot bird..

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Otherwise known as a coccyx.

[NoteMe]

Thats the triangular bone in your ass, you dummy....now get back to your school project....:

[mendhak]

NoteMe... the missing link between reptiles and birds.

[NoteMe]

Yeah...I am that link. The missing link. Well...hmm....is frogs reptiles...then I don't want to be the missing link. You can have your bone back...

[BodwadUK]

Yes life is boring and depressing

[wossname]

tale = just about any post Wossname makes (ie a story, often false).

I am a compulsive liar.

Pick the bones out of that, smartarse.