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Jan 11th, 2005, 04:51 PM
#1
Frenzied Member
Re: worst place to ask this
i'd listen to marty. and don't dig yourself into a deeper whole by saying stuff like your car broke down, just don't go that road.
just explain it to her and then set up a meeting soon which you plan on actually showing up for. And bring flowers and such  
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Jan 11th, 2005, 05:15 PM
#2
Re: worst place to ask this
Find a terrorist and have him or her take you hostage. Perfect excuse. End of discussion. Marty, you may now close this thread.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
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Jan 11th, 2005, 05:25 PM
#3
Re: worst place to ask this
Find and kidnap a terrorist and demand that the government fly your girl friend to Netherlands.
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Jan 11th, 2005, 06:34 PM
#4
Hyperactive Member
Re: worst place to ask this
Hold Crptcblade hostage and demand the english govt fly her over for free.
What to do with Crpt afterwards? We could hold a poll I guess.
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Jan 11th, 2005, 06:42 PM
#5
Frenzied Member
Re: worst place to ask this
Well, if it were me, I would go after someone else. Since I'm a pimp, I would go after and get about six or seven girls. That way if one wants to leave, I have plenty left.
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:00 PM
#6
Re: worst place to ask this
Man you ain't the only person with girl problems. I'm sure plenty of people here know my story. My girlfriend of three years broke up with me 2 days before Christmas cause she's gay, and has been cheating on me for 7 months with her best friend. Talk about harsh!!! She's been my fiancee for 2 years too.
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Jan 11th, 2005, 06:36 PM
#7
Frenzied Member
Re: worst place to ask this
mabe even possibly a 357 I've never seen a tarus 44 or 357
I've got a Taurus .357 magnum, it's a revolver. Jacketed 198 grain hollow point rounds. I've read it's the deadliest pistol round you can get, because it goes so fast, and oh yeah, hollow point.
You should see what happens when you take that to some watermelon or a five gallon jar of mustard. More fun than the time the pigs ate my little brother.
BTW, sorry about your lady, Neo-dark. If it would help you any, you can have my girlfriend. I know it would help me.
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Jan 11th, 2005, 06:59 PM
#8
Addicted Member
Re: worst place to ask this
 Originally Posted by Mike Hildner
I've got a Taurus .357 magnum, it's a revolver. Jacketed 198 grain hollow point rounds. I've read it's the deadliest pistol round you can get, because it goes so fast, and oh yeah, hollow point.
You should see what happens when you take that to some watermelon or a five gallon jar of mustard. More fun than the time the pigs ate my little brother.
Sweet. I used to have the taurus 45 auto but traded it in on one of these with a pistol grip and folding stock. http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh05-e.htm
It shoots 12 ga rifled hollowpoints. Pretty fun in a pumpkin patch.
"And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
Frank Zappa
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:00 PM
#9
Re: worst place to ask this
I hate shotguns....so boring...
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:16 PM
#10
Addicted Member
Re: worst place to ask this
Originally Posted by NoteMe
I hate shotguns....so boring...
It's not really a shotgun. It has a rifled barrel like a pistol and shoots a single bullet instead of a bunch of pellets. It'll shread a beer can at 120 meters no problem. I use it for bear hunting in the really thick mountain laurel.
Sorry for the hijack. Good luck sorting things out with you Ol lady.
PS: I'll trade you a slightly used wife for that 454 
"And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
Frank Zappa
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Jan 11th, 2005, 05:23 PM
#11
Addicted Member
Re: worst place to ask this
Originally Posted by SteveCRM
i'd listen to marty. and don't dig yourself into a deeper whole by saying stuff like your car broke down, just don't go that road.
He would definatly get busted. He has a 454 laying around  Dude, a 454 is a car engine manufactured by General Motors not a gun. You mean either a tarus 44 mag or a 45. mabe even possibly a 357 I've never seen a tarus 44 or 357 but I'm sure it's possibe one exists. The tarus 45 is badass, though, especially with a 19 round extended clip.
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After further review I stand corrected"
The "Raging Bull" is the name Taurus has given to their large-frame, double-action wheelgun capable of chambering the .454 Casull and .480
Now I know what I'm asking santa for next xmass. sweet!
Last edited by MasterBlaster; Jan 11th, 2005 at 05:28 PM.
"And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
Frank Zappa
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:05 PM
#12
Re: worst place to ask this
Originally Posted by SteveCRM
i'd listen to marty....
I'm thinking about starting a new Chit Chat subforum called "Advice for the Lovelorn" where I would answer all such questions from you youngsters.
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:06 PM
#13
Re: worst place to ask this
Hehe...I would probably have a post count higher then the sky in that forum....I think it could have kicked..."Ask Marty what you don't dare ask your mom about - forum"
hehehheheeh
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:07 PM
#14
Re: worst place to ask this
Ohhh...and can I be a mod...
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:25 PM
#15
Re: worst place to ask this
Originally Posted by NoteMe
Ohhh...and can I be a god...
You need to apply to the superhuman liason commission and wait out a six month cooling off period. I was successful and i was made the god of green nasal discharge.
Now all bogies bow to me
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:37 PM
#16
Re: worst place to ask this
Well, what about an angle then? That can't be too much to ask for....
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Jan 11th, 2005, 08:37 PM
#17
Frenzied Member
Re: worst place to ask this
Is it so smart to discuss guns with depression in a thread? There should also be a forum for "Thread Reviews" .... there should be a political process that has to be undergone before a post is finalized... if it meets all requirements and passes through the VBF senate and not veto by Marty...it is posted
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Get Drunk. Have hookers in your car. Get arrested. Blame you being arrested for your not being able to meet up with her. Break up. Find out she was really a man. Become gay and follow him.
Alternate Alternate Post:
Talk it out with her and be honest. All things honest lead to success.
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Jan 11th, 2005, 07:07 PM
#18
Hyperactive Member
Re: worst place to ask this
Marty,
Haven't you been married for - like - 150 years?
It certainly makes you qualified.
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