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  1. Jan 10th, 2005, 05:58 AM #1
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    Tattoos & Piercings by Wossy

    I'm starting up a T&P Shop in Derby you are all invited for a free session. This should kickstart my business nicely.

    Tattoos available (prices shown for X-Files logo design, 1 inch square)...
    • Perineum £45
    • Armpit £25
    • Palm of hand £5
    • Rear of knee £30
    • Tongue £40
    Piercings available (standard 8mm steel ring except where otherwise stated)...
    • Eyelid £10
    • Skin between thumb and index finger £5
    • Bridge of nose £20
    • Patella £90
    • Armpit £40 (tends to bleed a lot) *!!! Special offer prices if done at same time as a tattoo !!!*
    • Torso (all the way through) £600, 750mm titanium ring optionally hangs to one side or between legs, latter may make sitting down impossible)
    • Skull £1700 (requires parent / guardian's consent)
    So why not come on down to Wossy's "Drunken Artificer" T&P Shop, 241 Sadlergate, Derby. Tel "01132 OH GOD THE PAIN"
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  2. Jan 10th, 2005, 06:14 AM #2
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    Re: Tattoos & Piercings by Wossy

    Do i get a discount if i get all done simultaneously?
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    Re: Tattoos & Piercings by Wossy

    Quote Originally Posted by SLH
    Do i get a discount if i get all done simultaneously?
    Sorry, only one free treatment per person. But we do have loyalty cards and an "Ears pierced while U wait" service.
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  4. Jan 10th, 2005, 07:33 AM #4
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    Re: Tattoos & Piercings by Wossy

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    Re: Tattoos & Piercings by Wossy

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    Only at weekends.
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    Re: Tattoos & Piercings by Wossy

    Can I bring Noteme in so he can have mine as well. I recon one through his tender region and one straight through his tummy would surfice
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    Re: Tattoos & Piercings by Wossy

    I'll have to sharpen up my aim if I want to do your pensi


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