Worst place you have urinated.

Ok to start off....and l still cringe about it.

Got really drunk at our graduation ceremony. Real two handed drinking....beer and whiskey chasers. Any way managed to get home approx three in the morning, and of course had a few more beers with phantomd, had the predicted chuck out the bedroom window...well it would have been out if l had thought to open it, urinated etc and collapse comatosed.

The Next morning....aha you know how you keep thinking l did something l shouldn't have the night before...well got to thinking about urinating the night before. Put two and two together and checked around my room. Fortunatly no..l was safe.

Ok so about an hour later there is this huge scream from the laundry. Went to check it out, and it's our female flatmate looking into the washing machine. Yes it's swimming down there, and really badly smelling.

Anyone came clean, and blamed Phantomd, and pointed out it wouldn't be a good idea to front him on it because he was really embarrased about it.

The next day was given my marching orders....but ran across the phantom man approx ten years later and went into business together.

The real kicker in the tail was that he had missed the washing machine festivities, but the fridge hadn't escaped his attentions.

[parksie]

How come all things like this always involve drinking?

Anyway...mine is just pure stupidity. I was utterly smashed along with some friends - and we couldn't work out how to get into the public toilets . So I think the middle of the road got a sprinkling.

[kovan]

when i was umm maybe 8
i urinated on a live electric wire *OUTCH* not knowing it was there of course..

was almost killed
i guess that explains why i am a little crazy

[barrk]

Originally posted by kovan
i guess that explains why i am a little crazy

A little??? I think this is open for debate!

[parksie]

No debate needed - he's a nutter.

[kovan]

worst place was on an electric wire when I was about 3.....

I never did that again...


and... no kovan, I am not trying to be like you.. although that would be... interesting...


I was about 3 or 4 years old, and I must have had to pee.... and I don't know why I did it, but I picked up the wire, and pissed on it...

[parksie]

A friend of mine chewed through an electric wire once...

[Sam Finch]

I ate a 3 inch nail once. I can't remember how old I was, About the age you first hear that you need Iron in your diet.

As for pissing, in some places in central london The lower floors are below ground, with the ceiling about a foot and a half above street level, There's usually a window in that gap to let light it, and while stumbling from pub to pub with a few mates I noticed a window that was slightly broken and the glass in one of the corners was missing. You can guess the rest.

[Arbiter]

When I was in Denmark once, my friend and I were walking back from a night out and all of a sudden the need to urinate came upon us (it tends to after a night of hard drinking).

We stopped, and whilst I watered a tree, he decided to fill up a metal bin that was nearby (similar to the bins you burn pitch in).

After completing my task, I began to wander off whistling a happy tune until the night air was rent with the screams of my friend.

Assuming he'd been stabbed or something I went dashing back to find that he was still stood by the bin. And couldn't leave it.

You see, in Denmark, in February, temperatures can sometimes hit about -20. Which is more than cold enough to weld skin to galvanised metal - esp. someone who's shaking their tackle a little too vigourously, a little too close.

Laugh? I nearly bought my own beer!

[parksie]

So...er...how did you "retrieve" your friend?

[Sam Finch]

By the sound of it he's still lugging that bin around like a giant metal colostamy bag

[Arbiter]

The Danish fire service had to come and remove him as he wouldn't let me just pull him off.

Can't see why - he never used it for anything really...

Originally posted by parksie
No debate needed - he's a nutter.

Yes debate...he's as mad as a cut snake.

[kovan]

jethro cut snakes usually go made for about 10 seconds
then they stop
i have cut a lot of snakes heads back home

but man , i still remember the shock as if it was yesterday
hehe
grr

[SteveCRM]

Biting through wires? swallowing nails??? What interresting lives we lead. I got hit in the face with a dart once (the cool thing was it didn't hurt, got me in the cartelage of my nose). I looked real tough.

I peed in a coke bottle (empty)

At hockey practice tonight, someone pissed in a water bottle,!!!!!!!!!!! THank goodness no one drank it

[JPRoy392]

On Spring Break 1994 in Panama City, Florida, one of my Fraternity brothers "went" in some girl's shampoo bottle in her bathroom during a party. He didn't "go" that much because he didn't want her to notice. I won't even tell you what he did to the toothbrushes.

Lesson: During parties in college, hide all your personal belongings.

i once pissed whilst sitting in a tree (yep i was drunk) on to a car!!!! stupid thing is i FELL OUT!!! and woke up in the morning wiv my kn0b hanging out and trousers round my ankles, thank god no-one was around... or was there LOL!!!

....lol....

[crptcblade]

on my Dog (completely sober, by the way. He was just asking for it!)

[Mark Sreeves]

I went to a night-club a few years ago with some of my mates. A bunch of the local Bad-Ass bikers were there acting as if they owned the place.

One dude was helping himself to other people's drinks and no -one dared confront him. So, one of the lads I was with topped up his nearly-empty pint of lager with piss and left it on the bar...

Well, the thug drank it all and didn't even notice!

now, THAT'S a good one!

Oh and once (yep pissed again) i decided to piss in the main entrance of my old school... and this was NO FRIDAY night, it was a wednes day i thing, so all them little school kids just thinking its water goes and walks through it!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha REVENGE IS SWEET!!! (AND SMELLS TOO!!!, lol)

[davidrobin]

I guess the electric shock treatment explains the rumours about Kovan's tiddler.