Teeth Bleach??

[Foxer]

Do those fancy toothpastes with the teeth whitener mixed in really work?

They're always more expensive. If they work then cool, but if they don't then not cool.

[demotivater]

I use the regular teeth whitening toothpastes, I guess they're mroe expensive - didn't really pay attention. Anyhoo, they work sort of, nothing miraculous, but they do ok. The full blown teeth bleach you have to do at the dentist works though, some chicks I know have done that and it made a huge difference.

[NoteMe]

I use Solidox (with the bleetch) it is some Norwegian dentist guys that made that one, so not sure if you can find it over there. It works great for me. I am using a lot of "snus" (kind of like oral tobaco, but not the western movie type), and I still have white teeths. But for some reason it works the best if I don't brush too hard...hmm...not sure why tho'...

[wossname]

Teeth whitening paste makes you infertile. True.

[NoteMe]

And how do you know that - Touché

[wossname]

Because I have the highest sp*rm count ever recorded in the UK.

These 3 hot, female nurses were begging me to make them all pregnent because their strong, athletic husbands all use teeth-whitening toothpaste and are now completely incapable of managing it themselves. I said, OK but only if you tell all your other hot-female-nurse friends.

This is my cross, and I bear it with dignity

What can I say, I'm a stud.

[NoteMe]

So that means that I don't have to use that rubber thingy anymore...yeah...I am free...

[wossname]

So that means that I don't have to use that rubber thingy anymore...yeah...I am free...

Hey, don't throw it away, you can use it to baste your Christmas Turkey. Wash it out first.

[NoteMe]

IT??? There is hundreds of them....my cleaning lady can't keep up with washing them in the same speed as I am using them, so I have to have hundreds.....

[wossname]

Ahh, I think we may be talking across purposes, but amusing nonetheless.

[NoteMe]

Well if we did...I must admitt that I am still not getting what rubber thingy you are talking about.....I thought all british buys where born with rubber dingies...