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  1. Dec 8th, 2004, 12:37 PM #1
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    Product lines that you should see...

    Let's just all post some crazy lines that you could legally put on your product and screw people over. Like...

    LESS SALT!! Our old product had 100% more! (no salt, or 50% less? )
    We took the price, and divided it by HALF!! (think about it...)
    Contains no beef! (on bread or something)
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    On a child's cough medicine:
    Do not operate vehicles after taking this medication.
    On a Sears™ hairdrier:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    On the bottom of a frozen desert:
    Do not turn upside down.
    These are real, by the way...
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    Wizo butter. Now with 50% more less.
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    Product lines ehy? How about some twisted products!

    Helicopter ejection seats
    Solar Powered Flashlights

    ...anything else?
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cander
    Wizo butter. Now with 50% more less.
    Wow. That's... ... lol. It could mean anything because you're referencing some other 'less'.
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    Powdered Water - Just Add Water
    Food Colouring
    This product contains no colourings.
    Dog Shampoo
    Product not tested on animals.
    Snickers
    This product may contain nuts.
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    Microsoft Excel
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cander
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cander
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    Yes, so I've been told.
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    Re: Product lines that you should see...

    I was thinking more along the lines of fooling people, not stupid lines.
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    100% of 40% of our ingredients are 90% fat free.
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    Low fat lard.
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