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    LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

    This is sooo funny. The radio station (Internet Streaming one) I listern to when I'm on my PC has decided to add some Christmas tracks to its rotation. Talk about totally out of character, you've got Rappers acting Nice & Christmassy & on the other side you have Santa doing all the evil stuff which i don't think I'd be allowed to repeat some of the titles. I'm lovin it .
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    Yo yo Yo. Merry Christmas my nizzle.
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    Originally posted by Cander
    Yo yo Yo. Merry Christmas my nizzle.
    Fo shizzle!

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    Re: LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

    Originally posted by Electroman
    This is sooo funny. The radio station (Internet Streaming one) I listern to when I'm on my PC has decided to add some Christmas tracks to its rotation. Talk about totally out of character, you've got Rappers acting Nice & Christmassy & on the other side you have Santa doing all the evil stuff which i don't think I'd be allowed to repeat some of the titles. I'm lovin it .
    sounds funney, link?
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    Change the extension of the attached file to .pls and it will become a playlist file that will let you listern to it.

    Or www.dawgclan.net

    Bare in mind not all of its christmas music but its been on quite a bit in the last hour or so i've been listerning today .
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    Doh, I didn't post quick enough I was about to tell you all to quickly listern to it but you missed it. Was one by Easy E, unfortunetly they haven't put the christmas ones on the request list you just gotta wait for them to come up .
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    didn't work for me. WinAmp opened, but no sound came out. used the playlist, and it came up, but it is a very bad connection. using the 11mbs wireless. get burst of sound. nothing else works from the website. oh, well!
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    Posted by dglienna
    didn't work for me. WinAmp opened, but no sound came out. used the playlist, and it came up, but it is a very bad connection. using the 11mbs wireless. get burst of sound. nothing else works from the website. oh, well!
    Hum, I've had a good signal all day long, sometimes it does go slow but thats not often. Try this page it lets you choose lower bitrates too , http://www.dawgclan.net/index.php?page=radio
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    Originally posted by Cander
    Yo yo Yo. Merry Christmas my nizzle.
    Thats just funny. Esp. because I was imaging the char in your avatar saying it.

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    i did, but had the same problem as the first time, before I added the playlist. nothing happens. wanna make a different text file for lower bandwidth? I'll try it later...

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    Posted by dglienna
    i did, but had the same problem as the first time, before I added the playlist. nothing happens. wanna make a different text file for lower bandwidth? I'll try it later...
    yea this page has all the playlists on . http://www.dawgclan.net/index.php?page=radio
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    that's where I started from. i didn't save the playlist the first time. maybe that was the problem.

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    Re: LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

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    "Santa's A Fat B****"



    Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
    Horses, horses, horses, horses.
    Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling

    [gunshot]

    Santa Claus, suck my b***s
    Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls
    Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
    I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
    I sat around all night under the chimney
    Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme"
    I know that he's commin, he's commin, he must
    Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.
    Turn on my tv the very next day. I see your gettin payed,
    leadin the parade. I'm that sniper on the building
    Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat b****.

    Santa Claus is a fat b****
    (Santa Claus is a fat fat b****)
    Another year and I aint get s***
    (Another year I aint get s***)
    If I hear him land on my roof
    (Ohh my undertaker)
    I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

    Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick
    F*** that hoe, he never brought jack s***
    No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
    So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cubbards
    So I'll be quick, quick and brief
    Alls I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
    I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
    I need a few new ones could you help me out
    Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak
    No kinda gift, I didn't get s***
    Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it
    It's all because, Santas a fat b****

    Santa Claus is a fat b****
    (Santa f*** you cuz your a hoe)
    Another year and I ain't got s***
    (Another year I ain't get s***)
    If I hear him land on my roof
    I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

    "Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf thats the ghettoo.
    Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."
    [Background:] Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling
    horses, horses, horses, horses

    Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
    I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
    I guess you had time to collect your ends
    You always been down for your rich friends
    But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way
    Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J
    I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
    You need to loose some of that fat a**, eh
    All the little rich boys, they gettin payed
    Countin the toys and duckets they made
    Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog s***
    I'm a kill that fat b****

    Santa Claus is a fat b****
    (He ate too much McDonals)
    Another year and I aint get s***
    (Mrs. Claus is a **)
    If I hear him land on my roof
    (Slice that b**** in the big red coat)
    I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

    For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack
    Not a creature sturrin but a f***in rat
    I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin
    Aint smellin no turky sure as hell aint no stuffin
    All that I payed, wished and prayed
    That fat mada f**a would swing my way
    Drop off soldiers and rubber ballz
    But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
    Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
    Every year I wake up to the same old s***....house
    There be no sign of the fat b****

    Santa Claus is a fat b****
    (Santa Claus is a fat b****)
    Another year and I aint get s***
    (Another year I aint get s***)
    If I hear him land on my roof
    (If I hear him land on my roof)
    I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

    Santa Claus is a fat b****
    (Santa Claus is a fat b****)
    Another year and I aint get s***
    (I aint ge-et s**-*t)
    If I hear him land on my roof
    (Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
    I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

    [record scratching]
    "He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile,
    A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
    A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
    Here comes Santa Claus again."


    Last edited by Jacob Roman; Dec 3rd, 2004 at 05:00 PM.

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    Re: LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

    Its taken me so long to find this thread I think I'm too late....Ow wait no its still playing
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    Re: LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    Extremly edited by yours truly



    "Santa's A Fat B****"



    Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
    Horses, horses, horses, horses.
    Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling

    [gunshot]

    Santa Claus, suck my b***s
    Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls
    Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
    I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
    I sat around all night under the chimney
    Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme"
    I know that he's commin, he's commin, he must
    Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.
    Turn on my tv the very next day. I see your gettin payed,
    leadin the parade. I'm that sniper on the building
    Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat b****.
    ....

    Editted because it is really long!

    Maybe you're a naughty boy and that is why you hate him so much! I bet you never got that train set =(


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    Re: LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

    I just had to *bump* this thread. Anty up ***** it's Christmas! w00t

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    Re: LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

    Not yet it ain't!

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    Re: LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

    Thanksgiving is all done. I just ate it.

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    Re: LOL Christmas Hip Hop LOL

    Turkey schnizzle?

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