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  1. Nov 30th, 2004, 07:07 AM #1
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    Testify!!! Hallelujah!

    We want witty testimonials from all your Sandpaper fans out there!

    The sort of thing like when you see film-critics' comments on movie posters.

    I'll start us off...


    "I'm was so impressed with sandpaper, I put my NAME on it!" - G. Forman

    or

    "I've been a torturer for 30 years now and nothing gets results like *NEW* Sandpaper 1.42" - Barry Pincers.
    I don't live here any more.
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    I used SandpaperTM for just two weeks and I've already lost enough weight to allow me to fit in the bath.
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    Sandpaper - grittier than Andrex
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  7. Nov 30th, 2004, 09:16 AM #6
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  8. Dec 1st, 2004, 08:58 PM #7
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    [testomonial]
    I downloaded the snake game and played with it for 25 mins. However the snake game did nothing to my computer. Why? Because I had Sandpaper™
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  9. Dec 1st, 2004, 09:02 PM #8
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  15. Dec 1st, 2004, 11:01 PM #13
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    From woss' post

    "Sandpaper ruined my marriage, you basta£ds!"
    - Ed Winchester

    "Sandpaper enabled my multinational corporation to avoid costly monopoly lawsuits." - Anon

    " 0001011011010100101111010010101010101001010111001001001001101001001000000111101101010100110110111101
    0010110110101101001010111111101000100101000011000001010101101010" - - Bender

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    "Blessed art thou whom useth ye Paper of ye Sand" - Iehova Snr.
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    Life was a PITY (or something else ) before Sandpaper.
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  19. Dec 2nd, 2004, 02:07 AM #17
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