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Thread: It's a career, Jim, but not as we know it.

  1. Nov 10th, 2004, 03:14 AM #1
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    It's a career, Jim, but not as we know it.

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  3. Nov 10th, 2004, 03:16 AM #3
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    Ahh, this explains it.



    Canadians need more fibre and energy because they chop trees down 24/7 and their flappy heads must require a lot of energy to operate.

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  4. Nov 10th, 2004, 03:27 AM #4
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    Is it true he has released a single?

    Have you seen the UK all bran yogerty advert he's in that
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  6. Nov 10th, 2004, 04:37 AM #5
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    1. Dunno.

    2. Yes. *** is that all about?

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  7. Nov 10th, 2004, 04:41 AM #6
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    Ahhh come on he is funky
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  8. Nov 10th, 2004, 04:44 AM #7
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    Yeah, dem Jehovas widnes' got som def jams goin on homes.
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  9. Nov 10th, 2004, 05:45 AM #8
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    Originally posted by BodwadUK
    Is it true he has released a single?
    Yes, Common People. I think it is a Pulp song.
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  11. Nov 10th, 2004, 05:58 AM #9
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    Thats the one it was on the radio but I didnt beleive the radio presenters
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  12. Nov 10th, 2004, 06:25 AM #10
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    When I first heard it I thought wow someone is doing a really good impression. Then the DJ said it was actually him. Perhaps he will duet with spock; hasn't he released a few albums?
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    Has been
    Has been
    You talkin' to me?
    You talkin' to me?
    You callin' me, has been?
    What'd you say your name is?
    Jack
    Never done jack
    Glad to meet ya
    Who's your friend?
    Dick
    Don't say dick
    Whaddya know?
    And you friend, what's your handle?
    Don
    Two thumbs Don

    Riding on their armchairs
    They dream of wealth and fame
    Fear is their companion
    Nintendo is their game
    Never done jack and two thumbs Don
    And sidekick don't say dick
    We'll laugh at others failures
    Though they have not done ****

    I've heard of you
    The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
    Yeah
    The never was talking about still trying
    I got it
    Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
    May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
    Jack
    Never done Jack
    And you partner, what's the News of the World, Dick?
    I don't say dick
    Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
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    Failure?
    So am I
    Has been implies failure
    Not so
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  14. Nov 10th, 2004, 06:33 AM #12
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    AHHHH come on people you cant slag him off he is class
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  15. Nov 10th, 2004, 06:43 AM #13
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    It's not unuuuusual to be loved by anyone....


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  21. Nov 10th, 2004, 07:04 AM #19
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    I swear one of the people at head office looks like him
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    Originally posted by wossname
    ...*** is that all about?...
    I've banned wossname for 24 hours.
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    Looks like James T Kirk is responsible for the demise of another alien

    Bones: There life Jim but not as we know it

    Ohara: Its just a series of letters meaning I cant understand what he is trying to say

    Kirk: Shoot it on my mark. I need someone to snog at the end of this thread.

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  24. Nov 10th, 2004, 11:05 AM #22
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    Originally posted by MartinLiss
    I've banned wossname for 24 hours.
    Hey marty, you wanna chill?
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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Hey marty, you wanna chill?
    I'd be happy to and you can help by setting an example for some of the people who have taken advantage of the "looseness" of Chit Chat.
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  26. Nov 10th, 2004, 12:05 PM #24
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    Originally posted by MartinLiss
    I'd be happy to and you can help by setting an example for some of the people who have taken advantage of the "looseness" of Chit Chat.
    I've started. You can start by being lenient and knowing that not everything is about following textbook rules.
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    Take the wig off of mendhak and you might as well be my parents.
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    Originally posted by mendhak
    I've started. You can start by being lenient and knowing that not everything is about following textbook rules.
    I'll try to be lenient but those that feel they don't need to follow rules have to know that they also must be willing to suffer the consequences.
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    Ok I'm confuzzled,

    Did wossy really get banned for something as silly as that or is Martin trying to be funny?

    If its gonna be so strict around here that three letters can't even be said that people to young to hear probably dont even realize what it means, then so much for the laughter I get out of chit chat while I'm at work

    Half the stuff I see posted here and laugh at I would consider a worse offense than those three little letters.
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    Originally posted by StevenHickerson
    Ok I'm confuzzled,

    Did wossy really get banned for something as silly as that or is Martin trying to be funny?

    If its gonna be so strict around here that three letters can't even be said that people to young to hear probably dont even realize what it means, then so much for the laughter I get out of chit chat while I'm at work

    Half the stuff I see posted here and laugh at I would consider a worse offense than those three little letters.
    Wossname just rang me on the phone in the ShrimpCave. He is inconsolable with grief. How he looks up to Mr Liss as a role model, he will take his punishment in the way it was intended. He will not swear, or be 'ribald' in the future. This IS a family forum and there are vulnerable and impressionable minds out there that can easily be led astray by wossy's foul mouth and attitude.

    Naughty wossy. You can come back when you've grown up a bit.
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